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#RSAC webcast on security culture with @krodzon is tomorrow. Make sure you register here: http://rsac.im/ym3Ft
Since when did 'change agent' become a job title. What does that even meant?
"rally and encourage the team" autocorrected to "talk about euthanasia with the team" #closebutnocigar
There Are Many Things Americans Do Extremely Well. Your Mom Is Not One Of Them
FDA Issued Executive Decree Banning Your Mom
I can be a cocktail snob with the best of them but this is ridiculous http://www.huffingtonpost.com/2014/06/10/fancy-ice-glace-luxury-_n_5472991.html … @jack_daniel @mmurray @awpiii
Is it 'totes MC goats' or 'totes MA goats'? #bigquestions
Got a tour of @Qualtrics in Provo today. Awesome place and they have an office pup!! Good times!
Join @krodzon on 6/25 for a webcast outlining how to perform a #security gap analysis within your organization. http://rsac.im/xO4tt
#TBT remember winning and tigers blood? yeah....
Update to all my SQL helpers.....you were right. Not too hard. Thanks #SQLninja #achievementunlocked
How difficult / how much time to get a basic understanding of sql?
Writing...I am done. #headtodesk
OH: "I totally had kids to keep me company. I'm bored at home alone" #utah
Real Estate Associate Broker RE/MAX Associates, Developer & Investor
I add your mom to headlines (not just from CNN). My other name is @wordlust.
Uber CEO: "We were in a campaign where the candidate is Uber and the incumbent is an asshole called taxi" #codecon pic.twitter.com/92ytXMoeeb
New favorite phrase "I hope they/you/he/her steps on a lego"
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