Things I know so far: - Luke is a moisture farmer - Leia is Luke’s sister but it was weird for a minute - Darth is Annakin and he was mostly bad but his small head saved Luke in the end, oh and Luke is his son - Yoda - R2D2 and C3PO are robots - Siths are bad
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- There are many planets and they have different eco systems - Chewy makes funny noises - Storm Troopers exist. I forget if they are good or bad but p sure they are bad - Death Stars are very big and where siths hang out
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- Natalie Portman is Darth’s mom and also a princess and also a senator aka badass - Han Solo is a cute punk - Obi One Kinobi (?) is important - Leia has a son named Ben and Ben was like “fuck that name I’m with grandpa and my name is Kylo, fuckers” and then blam he was bad
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- Ewoks - Porgs - Light sabers - I’m worrying Storm Troopers might be good, v torn on that one - Rey is bisexual* *I want Rey to be bisexual** **Based only on knowing she has cool boots and is a badass*** ***Which if you ask me is PLENTY reason
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Okay, see you in 15 minutes when I start Episode IV (do you call them episodes?) and def mute this thread if you hate stars or wars or yodas, and don’t be up in here if you’re gonna be mean I AM HERE TO ENJOY THE FORCE GODDAMMIT.
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(Wait maybe Natalie Portman was Darth’s wife. I guess I’ll find out in time.)
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Okay I’m pretty sure the white suited guys are Storm Troopers so it seems they are BAD since they are up in this spaceship blowing it up with lasers also I am sorry but C3PO have a lil C3PO FRIEND on this ship?! Is his C17PO?!
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I want to tell you that there has been only a handful of bleeps and bloops and I’m fairly certain I’d lay down my life for R2D2
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Leia is like lolololol you stupid mouth breather your plans are on a royal floppy disk in the bleep bloop robot byyyyeeeeeee
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Y’all. Storm Troopers ride... DINOSAURS?!?!?!
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Oh god R2 got to say with C3PO oh god they love each other oh no
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Omg OBI ONE is here and I can finally say that teacher in My So-Called Life did a *great* job with her Halloween costume!!!!pic.twitter.com/xRrVBvXUB7
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GUYS OBI ONE GAVE LUKE HIS DAD’S LIGHT SABER!!!! R2D2 is taking a nap.
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Ohhhhhhh I’ve just been informed it’s Obiwan. Not, um. Obi ONE.pic.twitter.com/uRlOk9MniC
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Obi-wan explaining this whole thing to Luke is literally identical to
@jowrotethis explaining it all to me on@StormPodcastpic.twitter.com/66yh8gRmAiPrikaži ovu nit -
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Did every queer woman who watched Star Wars long for Luke’s car thingy like I currently do, seems like a great lesbian ride if you ask me
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Omg it just got Monsters Inc up in here this has gotta be where we get Chewy
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Based on first impressions I think Chewy and Obi-wan had a past romance. You don’t stand at a bar with your friend and look at them like that unless you’ve once been their SPECIAL friend.
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How long do we think it takes Chewy to blow dry his hair so nicely. Do we ever learn his routine? Don’t tell me.
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Okay for sure my favorite scene so far is when Obi-Wan is like “oh dear something horrible seems to have happened,” and in response Chewy and the robots keep playing monster hologram chess and Han is like *pushes hair back* and Luke keeps using his light saber like a Yo-Yo
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Yo not for nothing but this Death Star thing is PRETTY COOL
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Something I also enjoy is how Darth is like GRRR IM BAD but really he’s like “in my soul I feel, this feeling, I think my best friend might... be here on the ship.”
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