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Comedian, actress, writer.

Joined April 2010
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    Kristen Schaal Verified account ‏@kristenschaaled 10 Jul 2013

    Dreamt I was a cheerleader at a pep rally screaming: "Show me your kale face!"

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      1. swampy marsh ‏@mmonogram 10 Jul 2013

        “@kristenschaaled: Dreamt I was a cheerleader at a pep rally screaming: "Show me your kale face!"” I thought I was the only one!

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    1. njstacie ‏@njstacie 10 Jul 2013

      @kristenschaaled Please PLEASE make this dream a reality.

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      1. Uncle ButtLegs ‏@BeardsleyTaco 10 Jul 2013

        Through dreams, we found out that @kristenschaaled is, in fact, a horse.

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      2. susan rouwhorst ‏@suzenclark 10 Jul 2013 Bee Ridge, FL

        @BeardsleyTaco aaaaaand now I have that song in my head.

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    2. joolie ‏@JMcgratj 10 Jul 2013

      @kristenschaaled how awful...kale is horrible.

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    3. Shawn Huckaby ‏@ShawnHuckaby 10 Jul 2013

      @kristenschaaled That is some quality Method direction.

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    4. Rezz ‏@Rezznul 10 Jul 2013

      @kristenschaaled Love 'em or leaf 'em, those pep rallies. I am so ashamed.

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    5. April ‏@prillyp 10 Jul 2013

      @kristenschaaled Is a kale face a twisted sneer or a once-more-unto-the-breach gritty roar? And were you shaking kale pompoms?

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    6. Kim Catano ‏@renfaery 26 Aug 2013

      @kristenschaaled Sounds like an episode of GLee where you sub in for Coach of cheerleaders!

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    7. Dani Cole ‏@frogirldani 6 Aug 2013

      @kristenschaaled Bob Belcher is in your mind.

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    8. Jonathan Hinderliter ‏@JJHinderliter 10 Jul 2013

      @kristenschaaled now I wanna see what a male face looks like.

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    9. [] ‏@JadzOfAllTrades 10 Jul 2013

      @kristenschaaled "there's nothing wrong with kale" - Bob Belcher

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    10. Bizarro Jimmy Olsen ‏@bizarrojimmyols 10 Jul 2013

      @kristenschaaled I really appreciate your use of the proper dreamt, over the more popular dreamed. Reject the Americanization of past tense.

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    11. Peter Kaljian ‏@PKaljian 10 Jul 2013

      @kristenschaaled what a coincidence I dreamed you were any my kale rally

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    12. Kevin Wilson ‏@kevinwilson16 10 Jul 2013

      @kristenschaaled You get it? If looks could KALE.

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    13. Robot Townie ‏@DaveRobinson3 10 Jul 2013

      @kristenschaaled a kale face looks better than cauliflower ear from every angle. tough life, though, when your face assists bowel regularity

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