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Comedian, actress, writer.

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    Kristen Schaal‏Verified account @kristenschaaled 5 Jul 2020

    What scares the shit out of me is everyone’s reacting the same to Kanye running as they did to Trump. We all have to live with what seemed like a joke.

    9:09 am - 5 Jul 2020
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    172 replies . 689 retweets 7,630 likes
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      2. Joe C‏ @asufan23 5 Jul 2020
        Replying to @kristenschaaled

        Can he even get on ballots at this point though?

        5 replies . 0 retweets 1 like
      3. James Hall‏ @odjntrade 5 Jul 2020
        Replying to @asufan23 @kristenschaaled

        For independent a lot of states allow registration until September. So yes he can

        1 reply . 0 retweets 1 like
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      1. Michael  🐾 🐾‏ @mlapalme 5 Jul 2020
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        @kristenschaaled Jon Stewart 2020

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      1. Jill Marie  🐯‏ @JillPhys1905 5 Jul 2020
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        Trump was more organized. Election is in November

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      1. Incapable of Processing News‏ @hollowtype 5 Jul 2020
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        He literally can't get on the ballot in most of the US. Might spoil the vote for young white dudes who reeeeally want to say the n-word though

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      1. naomi‏ @destinyselder 5 Jul 2020
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        I mean at least Kanye wouldn’t be using literal nazi symbols on his merch probably

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      2. Butch Phelps‏ @ButchPhelps 5 Jul 2020
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        2 replies . 11 retweets 35 likes
      3. Lux “Ask Me About Self-Managed Abortion” Alptraum‏ @LuxAlptraum 5 Jul 2020
        Replying to @ButchPhelps @kristenschaaled

        This feels pretty racist and it’s really gross to see you RT it, Kristen.

        7 replies . 0 retweets 12 likes
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      2. Joel S. Silver‏ @joel_s_silver 5 Jul 2020
        Replying to @kristenschaaled

        Honestly, you guys need to find a way to insure that “President of the United States” isn’t an entry-level position.

        1 reply . 1 retweet 35 likes
      3. Jurgan‏ @Jurgan15 5 Jul 2020
        Replying to @joel_s_silver @kristenschaaled

        It’s never been an issue before, since no one with no experience has ever had a chance before.

        0 replies . 0 retweets 5 likes
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