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Comedian, actress, writer.

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    4 hours ago

    The ages of people killed in Boulder shooting, per police presser now: 20, 23, 25, 49, 51, 51, 59, 61, 62, 65.

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    14 hours ago

    Officer Eric Talley is my big brother. He died today in the Boulder shooting. My heart is broken. I cannot explain how beautiful he was and what a devastating loss this is to so many. Fly high my sweet brother. You always wanted to be a pilot (damn color blindness). Soar.

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    14 hours ago

    Judge Andrew Hartman comes up for election in 2022, we will not forget!

    Replying to @ReportsDaNews
    - CO. State Shooting Association, - Boulder based Gunsport of CO. - Boulder Cnty District Judge Andrew Hartman, who, on Friday, 3/19/21, just BLOCKED BOULDER f/ ENFORCING IT’s 2 YR BAN ON ASSAULT WEAPONS & 10+ MAGAZINES. YOU. OWN. THIS. TRAGEDY.
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    17 hours ago

    This is the face of the man who decided that it's totally cool to walk around with an AR-15. Into a grocery store, among other places, in Colorado.

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    16 hours ago

    Boulder Judge Andrew Hartman lifted their ban on AR-15’s on March 17th. The judge should be removed from the bench.

    What legitimate, law-abiding purpose does an AR-15 serve? If there is any — and I can’t think of anything that a less dangerous gun could not do — it is far outweighed by the numerous lives that have senselessly been taken from us as a result of AR-15’s.
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    16 hours ago

    The Colorado State Shooting Association () is Colorado's official state association of the NRA. Its phone number is (719) 966-7512.

    ICYMI: A Colorado judge gave law-abiding gun owners something to celebrate. In an -supported case, he ruled that the city of Boulder’s ban on commonly-owned rifles (AR-15s) and 10+ round mags was preempted by state law and STRUCK THEM DOWN.
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    16 hours ago

    As we prepare for tomorrow's hearing on gun violence prevention, gun violence is once again ravaging our nation—from the two mass shootings in the past week, to the daily toll of homicides, suicides, and accidental deaths. Thoughts & prayers aren't enough. It's time for action.

    Multiple people were killed at a grocery store in Boulder, Colo., including a police officer. A suspect is in custody.
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  8. 16 hours ago

    NO ONE CARES ABOUT THE MONSTER’S MOTIVE! FUCK HIS STORY!

    Just In: 10 people are dead and one person is in custody in the Boulder, Colorado, supermarket shooting. Police are still investigating and don't have details on a motive. Read the latest at
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    16 hours ago

    Update: Boulder police have confirmed that at least ten people have been killed in the shooting at King Soopers grocery store. One victim has been named so far: Officer Eric Talley.

    BREAKING: Police have confirmed a gunman has fatally shot multiple people, including a law enforcement officer, at a King Soopers grocery store in Boulder, CO. A person of interest is now in custody. Our hearts are with all those impacted by another mass shooting in America.
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    21 hours ago

    America is the only high income country where getting back to normal after a pandemic means the shootings of innocent Americans resume in places where they should be safe - like a fucking grocery store. Thinking of my friends and family in Boulder and hoping they’re ok.

    This is a a third medical helicopter, according the CBSN Denver, that has arrived in Boulder. It appears this is a helicopter to possibly transport a third person from a reported shooting at the King Soopers. Still developing and information can change.
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  11. 17 hours ago

    This is too close to home. How much more death??? How many more have to die before you motherfuckers pass some fucking gun laws???

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    20 hours ago

    This isn’t freedom. This isn’t happening in any other high income country. No other nation would tolerate this. We don’t have to either. Text ACT to 644-33. Use your voice and vote to stop gun violence. Boulder photo by

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    18 hours ago

    The NRA recently sued Boulder over its ban on assault rifles and 10+ round magazines. According to media, the Boulder gunman used an AR-style rifle to kill six people at a grocery store just six days after a judge blocked the ban.

    Boulder’s assault weapons ban unenforceable for time being after district court ruling
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    17 hours ago

    Why have laws controlling guns? Killers will just ignore them anyway. Why have laws against rape? Rapists will just ignore them anyway. Why have laws against anything? Criminals will just ignore them anyway. Why have government? Why have society? Why try to do anything?

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  15. 17 hours ago

    TAKE THE FUCKING GUNS AWAY!!!!

    JUST IN: Multiple people, including a Boulder police officer, have been killed at a supermarket in Boulder, Colorado, authorities say. A person of interest was taken into custody, police Commander Kerry Yamaguchi said.
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    17 hours ago

    Post-Covid America will see more gun related violence than ever before. We need GUN REFORM NOW.

    JUST IN: Multiple people, including a Boulder police officer, have been killed at a supermarket in Boulder, Colorado, authorities say. A person of interest was taken into custody, police Commander Kerry Yamaguchi said.
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  17. 19 hours ago

    I’m just a few hours! Link in bio, poster by

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    Mar 22

    This shooter was able to kill 8 people the same day he purchased a gun, but right now the Georgia legislature is trying to prevent people from voting the same day they register. That’s a distortion of values.

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    Mar 21

    New coming up! Written by mad pooper !

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    Mar 19

    May your names and your sparks of divinity beckon us to live higher, to love deeper, and to leave hate behind. Soon C. Park, 74 Hyun J. Grant, 51 Suncha Kim, 69 Yong A. Yue, 63 Delaina Ashley Yaun, 33 Paul Andre Michels, 54 Xiaojie Tan, 49 Daoyou Feng, 44

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