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@kristenschaaled

Comedian, actress, writer.

New York
Joined April 2010
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  1. 11 hours ago

    When you realize a new episode of airs TOMORROW! 😱 🙌

    22 replies 319 retweets 1,326 likes
  2. 11 hours ago

    well that would explain how it got this award then 😄

    2 replies 14 retweets 110 likes
  3. 11 hours ago

    Trump wine is disgusting. Like meat water. DISGRACEFUL.

    116 replies 156 retweets 1,422 likes
  4. 12 hours ago

    The most epic battle of all time.

    4 replies 17 retweets 111 likes
  5. 13 hours ago

    You are literally saying people are dangerous because they come from specific countries. Racism at its purest.

    Our legal system is broken! "77% of refugees allowed into U.S. since travel reprieve hail from seven suspect countries." (WT) SO DANGEROUS!
    210 replies 3,552 retweets 10,787 likes
  6. 12 hours ago

    These are perfect for Valentine's Day!

    Want to impress your valentine? use these cards I made, 12/10 guaranteed to work
    9 replies 89 retweets 456 likes
  7. 13 hours ago

    So fun watching & on Fallon. Their timing is delicious:

    6 replies 19 retweets 138 likes
  8. Feb 10

    You mean currently?

    17 replies 3 retweets 73 likes
  9. Feb 8

    Yay!

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    4 replies 1 retweet 35 likes
  10. Feb 8

    I've never loved lawyers more.

    BREAKING: Jeff Sessions confirmed as attorney general. If he violates the Constitution, we'll sue.
    58 replies 979 retweets 5,972 likes
  11. Feb 8

    Trump didn't pay federal income tax for 18 years. Just can't forget that one.

    48 replies 353 retweets 1,740 likes
  12. Feb 6

    I won't ever forget watching Barack Obama, Hillary Clinton, and Donald Trump react to the Pulse massacre. Neither should you.

    396 replies 75,161 retweets 141,143 likes
  13. Feb 8

    There, I fixed it.

    64 replies 2,113 retweets 4,478 likes
  14. Feb 8

    "She was warned. She was given an explanation. Nevertheless, she persisted." So must we all.

    6,664 replies 75,995 retweets 227,516 likes
  15. Feb 8

    fans come see @ LA on 3/24! MORE @

    2 replies 23 retweets 78 likes
  16. Feb 8

    OH THANK GOODNESS!

    We're back with an all-new episode this Sunday at 9:30/8:30c. 💃
    19 replies 96 retweets 881 likes
  17. Feb 8

    He's going to get us all killed.

    White House schedule says his Daily Intelligence Briefing was at 10:30am. This was the tweet he sent at 10:51am. 😂
    1,067 replies 5,297 retweets 11,928 likes
  18. Feb 8

    RETWEET to wish a friggin' happy birthday! 🎊🎉

    6 replies 86 retweets 192 likes
  19. Feb 8

    Update: Four male senators have now read Coretta Scott King's letter without being silenced

    61 replies 1,346 retweets 1,233 likes
  20. Feb 8

    Camille Claudel (1864-1943), French sculptor whose work is believed to have influenced Rodin

    5 replies 298 retweets 573 likes

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