Krista Doyle

@Krista_Doyle

Content Specialist . Basic as hell. Buy my book, Does This Bible Belt Make Me Look Gay?, on Amazon and iBooks now! kristadoyle5@gmail.com

Austin, TX
Joined August 2011

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    May 29

    Wanna feel old? This is Hanson now.

  2. 31 minutes ago

    I can't believe "we don't need a donkey at our wedding" is something I actually just had to say

  3. 36 minutes ago

    Happy Pride, L.A. You deserve all the gay things! 🌈

  4. Jun 9

    *in meeting* Boss: Let's get down to business Me: *whispers* to defeat the Huns Boss: What? Me: I said I am on course to meet my goals

  5. Jun 9

    My team at is hiring two paid Content Interns. Make $$. Room for growth. Work with ME. hmu.

  6. Jun 9

    Me: Hmm this person very clearly doesn't care about our friendship or my life. No wedding invite. Also me: But what if they get mad at me

  7. Jun 8

    So far my relationship has had all Monica/Chandler vibes and no Ross/Rachel vibes and that's how I know we can make marriage work

  8. Jun 8

    Friendly reminder that Bad Moms didn't get the credit it deserved and that Christina Applegate is a national treasure.

  9. Jun 6
    Replying to
  10. Jun 6

    Imagine passing by a new pizza place and not stopping

  11. Jun 6

    The funniest people I've ever met live in ATX:

  12. Retweeted
    Mar 13

    So petty my camera roll is all screenshots

  13. Jun 5

    My mom found this next to her mailbox. My little sister tried to mail me a package. "Too Ostin, texis". 😭💞

  14. Jun 5
  15. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    Remixed Whitney Houston's 'How Will I Know' with Rihanna's 'Kiss It Better'. Goes to show how timeless both of these songs are! ❤️

  16. Jun 5
  17. Jun 5

    Me: Krista stop talking about your engagement. People hate you now. *later* Waiter: Do you want fri-- Me: So we want a small ceremony and

  18. Jun 5

    Wedding hashtag alternatives: Am I allowed to have three wedding hashtags?

  19. Retweeted
    Jun 4

    pop music is magic, girls are magic

  20. Jun 4

    My 6-year-old sister broke her fidget spinner and wrote the mailman about it. "Could y'all mail me a fidget spinner?" 😂

  21. Jun 3

    Dinner parties are 20% my fiancé making all the food and 80% me driving back to the store to pick up things we forgot

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