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lol so virgin flights now have a “seat to seat” chat function that lets you dm anyone on the planepic.twitter.com/aSSS37crW9
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just finished a 6+ hour flight where the guy next to me watched the *same episode* of how I met your mother on loop the whole time. why do we even have air marshals
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Robert e. Lee died trying to suck his own dick on the toilet
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oh yeah is iceberg lettuce “mostly water”? yeah well guess what humans need water to live you dumb asshole, leave my wedge salad alone
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only phone users will get thispic.twitter.com/cerfT4zbVL
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why does this weirdo stand like thispic.twitter.com/m69kHmteEC
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hard to argue with this logicpic.twitter.com/3Z8NLHKwO3
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[werner herzog voice] baby shark doo doo do doo
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oh no the green new deal’s got a gun. fuckpic.twitter.com/YHytAXxMEA
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proud to unveil my new tax plan: no taxes for posters
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gonna forget french now. they shouldn't be allowed to call sour patch kids thispic.twitter.com/ujII9e5Pl9
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you know that one picture of dogs playing poker that you see all the time? gonna have to call bullshit on that one
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it’s fucked up that the guy who flies the blimp gets to call himself a captain. you use a fan to make a balloon move slightly, calm down buddy
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love it when a plan comes togetherpic.twitter.com/V9JOllDsYs
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