Kyle Patrick

@KPN035

Second runner up in my 4th grade spelling bee

Chicago, IL
Joined October 2009
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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Apr 19

    Hey Millennial women my DM's are open.

    Millennial women are 'worried,' 'ashamed' of out-earning boyfriends and husbands
    7 likes
  2. Jun 8

    This is like me putting the Netflix logo on my car.

    I really do worry about the people who feel the need to put a crossfit sticker on their car
    2 likes
  3. Jun 3

    Heck of a season for my Baylor Bears but can't wait to root on my Oregon Ducks in the next round

    1 like
  4. Jun 3

    Baylor girls bout to put the hammer down on the Oregon Ducks in softball

    2 likes
  5. Jun 1

    The haters and losers, of which there are many, believe Donald Trump deeeply cares about the environment. Phonies!

    .: "As someone who cares deeply about the environment, which I do, I cannot in good conscience support a deal that punishes the U.S."
  6. May 31

    Matt Cassel w/o a thumb is still the best QB in the NFL.

    Titans QB Matt Cassel injured his thumb Tuesday and will miss the next six weeks; should be ready for camp.
  7. May 28

    I'm all in on Women's College Softball, it's absolutely electric.

  8. May 27

    "I already have friends, I don't need any more" - Luis Robert Love this guy already.

  9. Retweeted
    May 27

    announce Luis Robert signing. Minor league deal with a $26 million signing bonus.

    4 retweets 19 likes
  10. May 26

    Absolutely ripping to shreds someone's writing style and grammar usage brings me so much happiness.

    1 reply
  11. May 23

    Great tip John. plz subscribe to this train of thought, will improve my dating prospects dramatically and thus get my mom off my back

    Little tip for KFC Radio ladies: date a dude who hates everything. Trust me it makes sense.
    3 retweets 29 likes
  12. May 22

    Just so we're all clear "Whaboom" is code for cocaine, right?

    6 likes
  13. May 22

    Blake E. going with the strategy that band geeks get chicks, that seems like sound logic

  14. May 22

    Omg Hayyyy Corinne 💁💁

  15. Retweeted
    May 21

    When the whole squad bumps Future >>>>>

    35 replies 940 retweets 1,456 likes
  16. May 20

    💁💁💁💁

    Sources: closing in on Luis Robert. Deal expected to be more than $25M.
  17. May 19

    Working hard at my desk today. Will be sitting on my couch watching Netflix later - that's what I like to do!

    Getting ready for my big foreign trip. Will be strongly protecting American interests - that's what I like to do!
    1 like
  18. May 17

    🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏🙏

    Summer has officially arrived, Chicago! Get your Rosa fix at the brewpub or tap room starting TODAY. 🌺🍺☀️#rosa
  19. Retweeted
    15 Feb 2013

    If I’m the third most envied man in America, the small group of haters and losers must be nauseas.

    709 replies 1,168 retweets 1,278 likes
  20. Retweeted
    May 6

    Tom Brady & Julian leave the turning up to Jumpman.

    53 replies 2,268 retweets 4,767 likes
  21. Retweeted
    May 6

    Here's Red Sox legend Pedro Martinez' passionate defense of Boston and Fenway Park and his thoughts regarding the Adam Jones situation.

    8 replies 52 retweets 127 likes

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