kpellegr

@kpellegr

Father of two. Used to run a company, but on a break now. Instigator, firestarter, storyteller. Not too serious, lives life to its fullest.

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: siječanj 2009.
Rođen/a 26. srpnja 1977.

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    There are only 6 kinds of tweet: 1. I feel drunk but I'm sober 2. I'm young and I'm underpaid 3. I'm tired but I'm working, yeah 4. I care but I'm restless 5. I'm here but I'm really gone 6. I'm wrong and I'm sorry, baby

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    Ovo je potencijalno osjetljiv multimedijski sadržaj. Saznajte više
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    A typo-safe programming language is a language were the Levenstein distance between any two names in the same scope must be 2 or more.

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    DID STARBUCKS JUST MAKE A WHOLE ASS COMMERCIAL ABT TRANS PEOPLE NOT BEING DEADNAMED WHEN IT COMES TO ORDERING THERE IM CRYING THIS IS LITERALLY THE BEST THING

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    Nog 7000€!!! Komaan Twitter, let’s do this!!!

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    Mensen met LaTeX in hun bio verwelkom ik met veel plezier in mijn timeline!

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    Excel has some amazing automatic pattern recognition. That's why it amazes me it still defaults to 'fixed width' and 'tabs as delimiters' when importing a csv file

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  9. prije 15 sati

    Gelukkig mag geld stelen van kwetsbare klanten via ingewikkelde financiële producten nog wel

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    I think it's time to post this comic again...

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    Twitter, stuur mij foto's van uw thuiskantoor! Ik wil grote kuis doen en heb inspiratie nodig

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    Oh FFS, now we’re all underachieving at procrastination too?

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    It's so hilarious that hackers are posting stuff like reverse engineering tutorials on pornhub because YouTube bans them. "Boss, I swear, it's not how it looks, I was watching a conference talk!"

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    whatever Jeep paid Bill Murray for this, it was worth it

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    ❌mankind ✔️humankind ❌chairman ✔️chair ❌congressman ✔️legislator ❌businessman ✔️representative ❌policeman ✔️police officer ❌landlord ✔️owner ❌boyfriend/girlfriend ✔️partner Use your language to fight gender bias with gender-neutral expressions!

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    This morning I received an unsolicited dick pic via from a man I do not know. What follows is a beautiful story I wove about an app I made up, that should exist. Enjoy!

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    Leuk weetje: de eerste poging van de heilige geest om Maria zwanger te maken liep fout omdat ze in een moeilijke positie sliep. De engel kwam toen terug bij God met de boodschap: “Here, Maria ligt mis!” En daarom eten we nu pannenkoeken.

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