@realDonaldTrump it's a win-win for all:
- Largest US territorial expansion since Alaska purchase
- All those immigrants can stay where they are and automatically become US citizens
- The wall will be much shorter if built in Panama
- You'll be known as the greatest @POTUS ever!
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If not, just annex all of them! I mean, USA has done it before and acquired Texas, New Mexico, Arizona and California that way, right? (PS: I forgot to include Honduras in the first tweet)
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And you don't even need to build a wall because America already built a canal in Panama! The Panamanian half that borders Colombia can be like a buffer zone. It all makes sense!
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Why have Banana Republics when Mexico, Belize, Guatemala, Honduras, El Salvador, Nicaragua, Costa Rica, and Panama can become actual states in the Union? I mean, if Alabama and Mississippi can, so can they.
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You also won't need to renegotiate NAFTA. Just a bilateral agreement with Canada, who will be really jealous because USA will have all the greatest beaches in the world! (Yes, Carribean countries are next!)
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