Kaija Straumanis

@kmstraumane

Minnesota born, Latvian raised. Editor at ; translator, walking catalogue of recessive genes.

New York
Joined June 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    Aug 31

    Is there a word in the vein of “tsundoku” that means “a translator’s fear of her computer crashing in the final minutes before submitting a finished manuscript”?

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  2. Nov 5

    I feel like my parenting memoir would be called something like “Everything Is Covered in Rice Cakes.”

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  3. Nov 1

    (Or you can be paranoid and worry that they’re maybe trying to save the baby. 🤔)

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  4. Nov 1

    You know you’ve done fairly well in life, socially, when the majority of colleagues you talk to at a conference also offer up their services as babysitters upon meeting your baby.

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  5. Oct 30
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  6. Oct 27

    It’s almost weirder when the meme comes from a place of positivity and feelgoodiness.

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  7. Retweeted
    Oct 26
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  8. Retweeted
    Oct 25
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  9. Retweeted
    Oct 25

    a Very Cool Thing: Fresán's BOTTOM OF THE SKY quoted in the Stanley Kubrick exhibition at in Barcelona.

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  10. Oct 24

    So close! Anyone else get a this week?!!

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  11. Oct 24

    Coffee?—check. Earbuds?—check. card?—CHECK! Play along for the chance to win 30% off at !

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  12. Oct 20

    I have never wanted something from Wisconsin to be so amazing more than in this moment, minus maybe any time I buy cheese curds.

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  13. Oct 19

    My stepdaughter asked for $5 for the “Feel-Good Day” sundae they’d get to buy at school lunch today. If that “$5 sundae” isn’t a personal-size pint of Häagen-Dazs-quality ice cream with a spoon in it I’m going to want answers and a receipt.

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  14. Oct 18
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  15. Oct 17
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  16. Oct 17

    Sorry, regardless of how you feel about any specific team, how can you possibly feel good being the team favored in that call? I don’t even watch that much baseball and that was one of the most unsettling calls I’ve seen.

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  17. Oct 17

    NO IT’S OKAY GUYS BECAUSE THE OFFICIAL RULE IS WHAT BOSTON WANTS BOSTON GETS.

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  18. Oct 17

    The funny thing about being stuck home, sick, is how much money you don’t end up spending.

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  19. Oct 15

    No new emails have made it through to my Gmail account since Sunday morning, and it has been a mix of terrifying and liberating.

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  20. Oct 15

    (And yes I know I basically ceded my right to parental coddling the day after the baby was born.)

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  21. Oct 15

    One of those sick days where you wish your parents lived in the same city so one of them could come over to “help watch the baby” but secretly also be here to coddle you instead.

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