Karl Fischer

@kmf

Believer, Hubby & Daddy, Working Love OpenSource, Open Standards & The Open Way. ❤ people & machines. ✌🏼💖🐧 ENFP DevOps Hippie 🌈 ☁️👨🏻‍🍳 🇿🇦

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    8 Aug 2017

    at least we are united as a nation.

    1 reply 1 retweet 3 likes
  2. 3 hours ago

    Sweet dreams...

    Using to steal passwords in real time /cc
  3. Retweeted
    Jan 1

    It's time to eliminate your Facebook news feed.

    10 replies 36 retweets 104 likes
  4. Jan 1

    Love Hopper

    Edward Hopper’s Iconic Painting Nighthawks Explained in a 7-Minute Video Introduction
  5. Dec 31

    May your releases be effortless, downtime minimal and your team in unity!

    4 retweets 8 likes
  6. 29 Dec 2017

    Afrikaans as a teaching medium in university... Not sure it's as progressive as Klingon or maybe Mandarin

    1 reply
  7. Retweeted
    28 Dec 2017

    Everyone knows that Android phones don’t experience battery slowdown because doing so requires a software update, and Android phones never receive updates.

    31 replies 193 retweets 923 likes
  8. Retweeted
    28 Dec 2017

    Terrifying images of a rock thrown from a bridge on the N2 last night between Tongaat and Ballito last night which claimed the life of 2 children. This happens way too often with no arrests! These are sick murderers!

    216 replies 1,238 retweets 432 likes
  9. Retweeted
    27 Dec 2017

    Saw a bird eating a piece of avocado toast. Guess it was some kind of millennial falcon.

    1,488 replies 55,443 retweets 231,165 likes
  10. Retweeted
    27 Dec 2017

    The more I read about the 19th century Rockefeller monopoly on Oil & Railroads, the more parallels I see with the emerging Big Tech monopolies today. I sure hope I'm wrong, because those were dark times for independent innovators, fair business practices, and the rule of law.

    16 replies 44 retweets 167 likes
  11. Retweeted
    25 Dec 2017

    Never knew the Guptas celebrated Christmas.

    147 replies 712 retweets 953 likes
  12. 24 Dec 2017

    Have a great Christmas with your close ones. Remember the greatest gift you can give the world is do your best and to be kind to others.

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  13. Retweeted
    22 Dec 2017

    CHILD: But how can Santa deliver toys to every little boy and girl on his list in one night? ME: (laughs) It's quite simple. The items on Santa's list are called blocks, and each block in his "blockchain" typically contains a hash pointer, a timestamp, and transaction data...

    99 replies 6,268 retweets 17,947 likes
  14. 23 Dec 2017

    Ahh getting thrown with Water balloons... So much fun. So refreshing in Winter... Especially when they are frozen.

    1 reply
  15. Retweeted
    19 Dec 2017

    Software engineering pro-tip: Do not, I repeat, do not deploy this week. That is how you end up debugging a critical issue from your parent's wifi in your old bedroom while your spouse hates you for abandoning them with your racist uncle.

    401 replies 17,589 retweets 34,876 likes
  16. Retweeted
    20 Dec 2017

    A leader in tech books, ladies & gentleman.

    I have *never* used DRM in our ebooks and never will, as a matter of principle. Please respect our hard work and that of our authors and do not share our ebooks (unless, of course, they're under a free license).
    1 reply 7 retweets 18 likes
  17. Retweeted
    18 Dec 2017

    Face-Swap Adam Driver and Keannu Reeves and you just feel confused and slightly lost...

    1,167 replies 35,461 retweets 94,471 likes
  18. Retweeted
    19 Dec 2017

    You think I'm scary? You should have seen my father!

    26 replies 105 retweets 503 likes
  19. Retweeted
    19 Dec 2017

    Here's a listing for you

    51CWK281017. Voice stopped working by June. DSL stopped working in September. Multiple calls logged and Accounts disputes.
    1 retweet 2 likes
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    18 Dec 2017

    51CWK281017. Voice stopped working by June. DSL stopped working in September. Multiple calls logged and Accounts disputes.

    my line has been broken for 6 months. You should be refunding me! not sending me SMS's saying my account has been suspended . I some coming on.
    3 retweets
  21. Retweeted
    16 Dec 2017

    Countries that use the metric system vs countries that lose wars to Vietnamese farmers

    127 replies 4,033 retweets 7,916 likes

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