Klynton Jessup

@klyntonj

Sr. Release Manager . Instigator . Doing business with lead pipe cruelty. Mercenary sensibilities. Would you like some opinions?

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Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2008.

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  1. 1. sij

    Today in timezones are fun: using the rest of this year's budget after UTC date switch is proving to be annoying.

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    18. pro 2019.

    magic cloud native quadrant

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  3. 12. pro 2019.
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  4. 11. pro 2019.
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  5. 5. pro 2019.

    Imagine a 23 year old who has never done your job getting paid $56k a week to tell you how to do your job that pays you $1500 per week. When you hire an expensive consultant you can't afford more of the people that do the actual work. "Governmental bloat" == crony capitalism.

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    25. stu 2019.

    Your team: "We know how the database works. It works like this..." DBA: "Weeeeellll..."

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  7. 20. stu 2019.

    I started watching the Wistia ad series and hilariously the Wistia video player broke all video processing (0 videos played anything but green screen) on my Mac ~5 minutes in and forced me to reboot, twice.

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  8. 10. stu 2019.

    The biggest suspension of belief in Batman is believing he stayed in Gotham instead of moving to Atherton.

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    29. lis 2019.

    Anybody know of a Product Owner based in Denver looking for a new gig? Please let me know.

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    4. lis 2019.

    ☀️ Summer wrapup and big news 📰: VPS, dedicated plans, and a new shared hosting option! 🎉

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  11. 15. ruj 2019.

    So, percona-xtrabackup doesn't work with MariaDB 10.3.17 or above. Cool, cool. Luckily I found that mariabackup (exists!) works and is a drop in replacement.

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  12. 9. kol 2019.

    Well I signed up for ‘s Nova mailing list so it will either: Never be released. Be released, I’ll buy it, no updates for 3 years. Be released, I won’t buy it, no updates for 3 years. I have a history with text editors.

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    5. kol 2019.
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  14. 2. kol 2019.

    A concert venue but the seats are rollercoaster seats that lock and there are no concessions.

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    16. lip 2019.

    I like the alternatives like "OK, recognizing that it is *impossible* to prevent a large and sophisticated group of people to have 100% compliance with legacy directives at scale, what technical countermeasures do we need to adopt to result in a secure system."

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    16. lip 2019.

    It's curious how blame narrative allows us to be OK with deploying systems which are secure as long as nobody clicks on a phishing attack. If your keyboard had one key which blew up your entire company, you wouldn't say "OK, let's have class training you not to click that key."

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  17. 12. lip 2019.

    OH: “people never delete email — it’s like a blockchain, except self-inflicted.”

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  18. 23. svi 2019.

    Since I upgraded to macOS 10.14.5 opens the main window randomly 2 – 5 times an hour. What?

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  19. 15. svi 2019.

    Super cool that deleted the Puppet 4 apt repos overnight.

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    25. tra 2019.

    So I've been working on a side project for a couple of months that's about improving the content you already have and the very rough initial version is now in sneak peek mode. Check it out

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