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    1. Absurdistwords‏ @absurdistwords 6 Jul 2018

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      Meet Matt, 32 He has access to YouTube. He has parents who own property with a garage. His folks let him use that space for entrepreneurship so he didn't have to rent or buy space starting out Matt also has access to a full complement of mechanics tools. No self made men. https://twitter.com/UnioNationalist/status/1015055530266714114 …

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      Dr. Klaws‏ @klawsmd 6 Jul 2018
      Replying to @absurdistwords

      your a pussy if you don't think there are self made men

      9:26 AM - 6 Jul 2018
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        1. Grand Moff Snarkin, The Funkular Fury‏ @N7IRL 12 Jul 2018
          Replying to @klawsmd @absurdistwords

          I personally formed myself by reaching out from the aether and shaping a body from clay before breathing my essence into it, taking physical form.

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        1. Viral Spiral‏ @grailsnail 12 Jul 2018
          Replying to @klawsmd @absurdistwords

          There are men who worship themselves as gods but do not honor those who gave them life.

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        1. Masher‏ @masher2112 12 Jul 2018
          Replying to @klawsmd @absurdistwords

          You're incorrect if you don't think there are uneducated men.

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        1. Emil Seidel‏ @mayorseidel 12 Jul 2018
          Replying to @klawsmd @absurdistwords

          I am Alcalarth the Un-Created, self-fashioned from the primeval clay. I am of the ageless void beyond the stars. My voting issue is taxes.

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        1. M. Kei (he/him) WEAR A MASK‏ @kujakupoet 12 Jul 2018
          Replying to @klawsmd @absurdistwords

          Your mama called. She said, "I brought you into this world and I can take you out."

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        2.  💜Assigned Glitter At Birth (boo) 💜‏ @Derpatar 13 Jul 2018
          Replying to @klawsmd @absurdistwords

          I was hatched from an avocado that was impregnated by the dust of a crushed diamond industry. It served as my home and primary source of nourishment until adulthood. I learned everything I know from the intricacies of its skin.

          2 replies 3 retweets 87 likes
        3. Obalende Lizzo‏ @Lexiyandra 13 Jul 2018
          Replying to @Derpatar @klawsmd @absurdistwords

          I love 😂😂😂😁

          1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
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        1. (((shilla)))‏ @shilla 13 Jul 2018
          Replying to @klawsmd @absurdistwords

          "you're"

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        1. Jorge Castillo‏ @Jorgeknows 13 Jul 2018
          Replying to @klawsmd @absurdistwords

          You're

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        1. Cat Dad‏ @exseraph 13 Jul 2018
          Replying to @klawsmd @absurdistwords

          I stand outside of time itself. In every moment, I forge myself anew, from sinew and bone to well-honed skills and bitter experience. My home, my job, and my ROTH IRA all form themselves around me as I walk the Earth. Let none deny my existence, for I get butthurt when they do.

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