Michael Westergaard

@klafbang

Your source for Britney-related news, toilet updates, drunken postings I regret the day after, and shiny things that amuse me and nobody else.

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  1. 8 hours ago

    I've been staying clear of Alibaba for the longest of time, but last week I needed some cheap doodads and succumbed. The Chinese crow-like …

  2. Sep 1

    So, I bought the latest issue of Marie Claire. Largely for Britney reasons, but I must admit I do enjoy guessing what the advertisements ar…

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  3. Sep 1

    Teori: regeringens udspil er designet dygtigt til at aflede folk og mediers opmærksomhed. 1) 5% topskattelettelse men kun i bunden; LA har…

  4. Aug 31

    Hey NASA, call me if you want a fool-proof design for a space elevator! It's quite simple really. Surround Donald Trump by a handful Mexi…

  5. Aug 31

    Hey, crypto-nerds. Anybody got a good solution to the following? I need to authenticate a bunch of devices against a server and then set …

  6. Aug 30

    Now would be a good time for Apple to do a little introspection, and realize the new Mac OS needs multiple editions. A King's Quest Edition…

  7. Aug 25

    I set my oven to 180°C to bake a bread. Now it's complaining that it cannot cool that much.

  8. Aug 25

    - Note: this is baed on a preview of iOS X; the behavior outlined has changed slightly in one of the earlier betas…

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  9. Aug 24

    It's a very real possibility that those translating the bible just suck at prepositions. With this in mind, we can reinterpret "If a man l…

  10. Aug 23

    Finally something useful for your Facebook feed!

  11. Aug 23

    - Finally something useful for your Facebook feed!

  12. Aug 23

    For an amusing contrast, make a playlist comprising Lily Allen's first album (Alright, Still - the album before the album with the song Fuc…

  13. Aug 22

    Geography quiz: if you pronounce DR Congo as "Doctor Congo," it sounds more like: a) a monkey at a zoo, b) the name of a C-list 90s eurodan…

  14. Aug 21

    So, the album leaked last night, but still no release...?

  15. Aug 20

    - It's been a while since I've been playing with my Internet of Things aspiration, a box that makes it possible fo…

  16. Aug 18

    I've now installed every version of Parallels since version 1, yet it seems each new version has less to offer. With version 1, it was an …

  17. Aug 18

    Which is more inappropriate (i.e., more better) when going riding a balloon with the ministry of offence? NENA's 99 Luftballons, Olivia So…

  18. Aug 18

    Metagasm! I'm transforming some XML to XML using XSLT. That XML I transform to XSLT using XSLT. That XSLT can then be used to transform …

  19. Aug 17

    Just came across a dude with last name Kampf in a decidedly German context. I wonder if mother calls him "mein Kampf."

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  20. Aug 17

    Guess the connection...

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