Kenneth B. Jensen

@kjensenxz

Linux and network engineer, server jockey, programmer, and web developer. I play IT manager during the daytime. Opinions are my own.

Midland, TX
Joined May 2016
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    May 10

    Behold. The "I just pooped" button. Live at 💩

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    Apr 26

    DevOps is something you *do* not something you *are*. DevOps Engineer is a title created by someone who didn't know sysadmins can code.

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    Jan 3

    bugs, ranked Heartbleed: whoops, the internet is burning Shellshock: oh no, bash is broken sorry Meltdown/spectre: we had a nuclear reactor accident twenty years ago and just found it uhhhh yeah good luck

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    23 Sep 2016
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    This botnet with 145607 cameras/dvr (1-30Mbps per IP) is able to send >1.5Tbps DDoS. Type: tcp/ack, tcp/ack+psh, tcp/syn.

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    13 Nov 2017

    *first day on new tech support job* user: hi, um, my wireless isn't wor- me:

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    26 Oct 2017

    Best law review article title and table of contents I've seen in ages!

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    8 Oct 2017

    Oh sure we'd LOVE to sell you a $3.50 pumpkin, but I'm not going back to prison for you.

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    7 Oct 2017

    That’s the power of Flex Tape™

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    4 Oct 2017

    If you want to help your business, just exploit gullible leftists by faking “hate crimes”

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    6 Jul 2017

    somethin kinda neat i found out…if you ignore a problem for long enough, it either goes away or ruins your life. so 50/50. pretty good odds.

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    3 Oct 2017

    Femanon almost finds true love

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    2 Oct 2017

    Hey Alexa, find me some porn!

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    2 Oct 2017

    CURSED TWEET. RT AT YOUR OWN RISK

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  14. 2 Oct 2017

    Replying to @_lanzz_ @thomastjeffery
    or, just upgrade everyone to portable nukes. With everyone's finger on the button(s), our safety is assured.
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    17 Sep 2017

    You’ve heard of Elf on the Shelf, now get ready for

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