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    10. sij

    Pride & Prejudice 2 Proud 2 Prejudiced Pride & Prejudice 3: Electric Boogaloo Pride & Prejudice 4: Pemberley’s Revenge Pride & Prejudice: Meryton Drift Pridefully Prejudiced VI Pride & Prejudice 7: First Blood P&P8: I Know What You Did In Bath Last Summer -R

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    11. kol 2019.

    how do you think the koolaid man was born. do u think once he hit reasonable fetus size he just slammed into the utero wall whispering 'oh ya' until he broke out

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    26. srp 2019.

    Me: fight or flight, bitch Penguin: *dipping his fists in honey and broken glass* my options are limited...

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    15. srp 2019.

    I hate when people drop their phone and say oops. that is one oop. drop your phone and a bowl of spaghetti, now you have 2 oops

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    23. srp 2019.

    (1st date) [me after one drink] i guess the weirdest thing about me is i still like the ninja turtles haha [after 4 drinks] katy perry is jonbenet ramsey

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  6. 23. srp 2019.
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    [First Day As A Director] Me: [forgot how to end a scene] *tackles the cameraman*

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    14. srp 2019.

    I'm turning laundry into a drinking game today. Every time I find a sock in the dryer without a match, I'll drink. I'll be blacked out and eating Cheetos on the toilet by noon.

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    14. srp 2019.

    Police Chief: this whole place is a cesspool of drugs, booze and sex . I wanna know why damn it Me: *remembering that i'd built this city on Rock&Roll* it's a mystery alright

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  10. 29. lip 2019.
    Tweet je nedostupan.
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    Why is it when you ask a guy to grab something outta your purse, he just hands the whole thing to you?

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    28. lip 2019.

    Werner Herzog romantic comedies: When Harry Saw Pain and Despair in Sally's Eyes Meaningless in Seattle Four Weddings and a Funeral That Didn't Happen Because Existence Is A Myth Love Actually Leaves Us All 10 Things I Hate About The Poison of Humanity From Justin to Kelly

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    Wife: I'm leaving you Me: because of the... Wife: ...dried fruit puns. Yes Me: unraisinable

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    Me : *hands barber a picture* my wife asked if you could make me look more like this? Barber: that's a pizza

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    28. lip 2019.

    BARTENDER: Your drink's on the house ME: [super glad I brought my ladder]

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    28. lip 2019.

    DATE: I want someone that brings me fancy gifts ME, A CROW: [revealing a shiny bottle cap I found] m'lady

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    27. lip 2019.

    My kid is really into socializing at the moment begging the question as to whether he’s really my kid.

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    26. lip 2019.

    Wife *crying and pointing at ultrasound* omg omg that's the best thing I have ever seen! Me *softly clasps her hand* I think someone is forgetting how good Die Hard is

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  19. 26. lip 2019.
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  20. 26. lip 2019.

    It’s that bitch you love to hate

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