kirstinbutler

@kirstinbutler

Cultural canary, very small giant, pie-lover. Aspiring novelizer. Social shenanigans 📚

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Joined January 2009

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    23 Mar 2017

    Dad: y r u on ur phone again Me: 1 way to conceive of Twitter is as a massively multiplayer game where the LARPers "play" at public discours

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  2. Jan 16

    (please don’t kill me)

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  3. Jan 16

    Trying to explain my absence from Twitter like

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  4. 15 Dec 2017

    Okay this is amazing, buy a copy for every man you know

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  5. 13 Dec 2017

    Twitter: why don’t you hang out with us anymore :( Me: Pinterest understands me in a way you never could

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    13 Dec 2017

    TWITTER: black women!! they did that!!! yaaaas!! BLACK WOMEN: we’d just like to say- TWITTER: y’all need to support black women more!! let them speak!! who run the world??? BW: you can support us by- TWITTER: [tune of ‘moon river’] blaaaaack woooomeeeeen

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  7. 13 Dec 2017
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  8. 7 Dec 2017

    After seeing how many books read this year I'm more convinced then ever he's a neural network and not a person

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  9. Retweeted
    6 Dec 2017

    I really wish Terry Crews, Garbielle Union, Lupita, Kesha or Tarana had been featured on the cover over T**lor S**ft. What I am saying doesn't minimize what happened to her, but she somehow always manages to get centered within discussions she is never vocal about.

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  10. 6 Dec 2017

    Just got served this ad on the tumblr dot com and I can’t stop laughing

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    27 Nov 2017
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  13. 28 Nov 2017

    Is this an omen and if so, of what

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    i need a word for when you are getting along with someone really well and then they casually drop that they were born in like 1995

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  15. Retweeted
    27 Nov 2017

    I don't really know anything about this person but she looks like

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  16. 28 Nov 2017

    Your favorite literary internet nerds need help, are you with us or against us

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  17. 19 Sep 2017
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  18. Retweeted
    3 Sep 2017

    perhaps eating, perhaps screaming

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  19. Retweeted
    4 Sep 2017
    Replying to

    I get it. You want a pizza that sexually harrases you and tracks where you go after it's delivered. It's the new trust based economy.

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  20. 4 Sep 2017

    I just legit thought 'I wish there was uber but for pizza' and now I hate myself

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  21. Retweeted
    2 Sep 2017

    For less than $2 an hour, incarcerated women work their bodies to the breaking point fighting fires for California.

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