@kingsthings I've seen more than a few who just take a bite out of the cookie and then spit the fortune(s) out like a machine.
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@kingsthings@jbarro I'm with you, LarryThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@kingsthings it's our geriatric fingers burning it up under the sheets. They're too spent to open fucking cookies.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@kingsthings / Use your teeth to open the fortune cookie package.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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@kingsthings@Hlas No excuse not to eat the treat that shrouds Fate.Thanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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