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@kingsthings Jokes can choke you if you have too much food in your mouth. Beware.

@kingsthings It's like getting better at something when you're teaching it to someone else - when you break it down, it's even funnier!

“@kingsthings: I laugh even harder when I try to explain why I'm laughing. #RandomThought”

@kingsthings larry do you prefer kaiser rolls or brioche? need to clear something up with a colleague. Thanks for everything. - Penis

@kingsthings I believed some thing ain't functioning smoothly up stairs. #Random Thought.

@kingsthings The same thing happens to me too lol

@kingsthings The best comedian in my lifetime died and very little coverage. I know the Larry king CNN show would have all of robins friends

@kingsthings -on talking about the good times

@kingsthings And when I'm trying to explain my farting I fart harder. Quite the same.