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  1. 1 Jul 2011

    Do bacteria talk on cell phones also?

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  2. 29 Jun 2011

    Words with Us? You with words? Perhaps Words with kings or kings with words? Either way, do not forgot that 'Qi' is a word.

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  3. 29 Jun 2011

    Words with kings? Test your knowledge. 'King of the cosmos'. http://bit.ly/dK8DdN

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  4. 14 Mar 2011

    Perhaps you may know about this? http://www.kathack.com/

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  5. 1 Mar 2011

    Lions are the most powerful mammals simply because they feed on animals, dying planets, and falling stars.

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  6. 28 Feb 2011
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    Birds are up! But only until they get lazy and decide to sit or walk around.

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  7. 25 Feb 2011

    You had told us to take the stolen penguins to the zoo. We did! Today we are all going to the beach! Sunshine and jellybeans!

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  8. 17 Feb 2011

    :^F

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  9. 15 Feb 2011

    We would like to devote today to all of Our followers. Keep trying! One day you will be something.

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  10. 14 Feb 2011

    Roses are red and violets are blue. When We fart we think of you too.

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  11. 10 Feb 2011
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    We enjoy the smells of broken hearts and apple tarts.

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  12. 8 Feb 2011
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    We could be your spawn's Cosmosfather. It would make much more sense. Correct!

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  13. 7 Feb 2011

    We are very wise, but also old. One of you had asked what we smell like. Depends.

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  14. 4 Feb 2011

    Knock knock. Who's there? Handsome. Handsome who? Handsome money through the door please.

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  15. 3 Feb 2011

    A person cannot foresee what the future holds. But a person can just hope that the future does not accidentally drop what it is holding.

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  16. 1 Feb 2011

    Would you call a large blizzard 'Snowpocalypse'? Or maybe 'Snowmageddon'? We would probably call it 'your problem'.

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  17. 31 Jan 2011

    Ashes to ashes and dust to dust? We would think that both ash and dust would want to be something else. Like a movie star or sailor?!

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  18. 12 May 2010

    Elephants are always trying to forget, you need to rely on a giraffe to stick it's neck out for you. Even if you need to borrow money.

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  19. 6 May 2010

    It is great when summer comes and the sun is out. You will have a right to bare arms.

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  20. 30 Apr 2010

    Could you not think that tiny robots would greet you with micro waves?

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