Jo Firestone

@kingfirestorm

holiday comedian

brooklyn, ny
jofirestone.com
Joined April 2014
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  1. 5 hours ago

    . listen heeeeerrrrre

    2 likes
  2. 6 hours ago

    if u r a ghost, call into Dedications 8-9pm and we'll dedicate a soft-rock song 2 u. 201-209-9368. will be there. ONLY ON WFMU

    2 retweets 29 likes
  3. Oct 30

    my whole life I've been getting ready to go to my future son's bar mitzvah party and I still can't find the right blazer skirt combo.

    4 retweets 81 likes
  4. Oct 30

    If you have snapchat it means you're young and virile and can enjoy this great piece of new media!!

    Check out a historical tour on a new "Autumn in New York with Dracula" on the Snapchat!
    1 retweet 19 likes
  5. Oct 28

    Comedian Friends of Single People this Weds at . SIX COUPLES HAVE FORMED FROM THIS EVENT. SIGN UP!

    , , and 3 others
    5 retweets 33 likes
  6. Oct 27

    If the back of my legs knew how much other ppl's pee was gonna get on them in public bathrooms they'd stop walking into public bathrooms

    40 likes
  7. Oct 27

    Never seen House of Cards but based on the title alone, our womanhood finale must be very similar. WATCH!

    SEASONS 2 FINALeee OF WOMAHNANAODOOD!!! Weewoo! Coupla wild cards!
    4 retweets 23 likes
  8. Oct 26

    NEXT WEDS AT : some of the most charming comedians represent single strangers in a live dating game!

    , , and 4 others
    3 retweets 16 likes
  9. Oct 26

    all these carved pumpkins on the stoops and they say there's no free dessert!!!!!

    3 retweets 51 likes
  10. Oct 26

    pixar movie about anthropomorphized body hairs where the big ones are adults at war with mr. tweezers, could be crazy fun

    42 retweets 248 likes
  11. Oct 24

    make things that aren't bidets work as bidets try it you'll feel exceptional

    1 retweet 47 likes
  12. Oct 24

    8PM: joins me on Dedications! We're only taking calls from people who've had exceptionally good days.

    1 retweet 20 likes
  13. Oct 22

    Join us Sun. nite 4 a hastily written masterpiece. its an Amy Winehouse musical called Rehab: Tales from a Haunted Winehouse.

    23 likes
  14. Oct 22

    I've tried eating six plastic limes since I got to this open house

    1 retweet 96 likes
  15. Jo Firestone followed , , and 10 others
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      It's not too late, help stop the Dakota Access Pipeline

    • (spooky) working gal
      @policyhoe

      radio nerd, serial complimenter, Barack Obama fangirl

  16. Oct 20

    New Womanhood is out about AQUA CYCLING PLEASE WATCH AND BE INSPIRED TO AQUA CYCLE ON YOUR OWN DIME.

    8 retweets 53 likes
  17. Oct 20

    This will be a whole lotta fun come out 🎃🎃🎃

    Tonight w/ & more! Tickets:
    9 likes
  18. Oct 19

    Where my at?

    286 retweets 722 likes
  19. Oct 19

    I'M A NASTY WOMAN

    18 retweets 91 likes
  20. Oct 18

    look what made! i made all the right choices and saved their relationship and you can too.

    3 retweets 8 likes

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