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@kimrhodes4real

I cuss a full metric fuckton more than my Disney work would lead you to believe. Don't follow me into the woods.

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Joined July 2011

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  2. I lived through the last 24 hours, only for this to kill me.

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  3. HOSPITAL VOLUNTEER: Do you need anything? ME: No, I wanna go home. HV: Newspaper? ME: No. Home. HV: Clergy? ME: No. Home. HV: Therapy dog visit? ME: OH MY GOD YES, I WILL STAY FOREVER!

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  4. Well. The bad news is thewaywardpodcast will not have a new episode this Monday. and I did try, but I had a teensy scheduling conflict. The good news is, if you’re gonna…

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  5. Yeshullohai. I got a free treatment. And it was AWESOME. If you’re curious, follow these guys. They’re a wealth of info and truly honor the beauty within first and foremost.

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  6. HOLY FUCK THIS IS THE YEAR WE GET !!!!!

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  7. Also, , I would like to, I guess, postemptively apologize for my unfettered attacking of your poor thigh which never warranted my aggressive enthusiasm when I met you. The memory clings like a leech, to continue the aquatic metaphors.

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  8. *checks that all cap is off* Dear I would like to preemptively apologize for the amount of squee that is going to emanate from me. No doubt there will be millions, but I fear mine may rise through the pond of cacophony like a fish fart.

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  9. ME: *through clenched teeth* “Sweetie, I think it’s time to stop playing ‘Feliz Navidad’ non-stop. Christmas is over.” HER: “Oh, it’s cool, Mommy. It’s for next year.”

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    31 Dec 2018

    I really wish nonautistic people would use that vaunted theory of mind to think for like, 2 minutes, about what it is like to get asked this question about yourself and your community on a regular basis!

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  11. Good morning, ml’loves, and Happy Fucking New Year! Drink some water, take some aspirin, and let’s kick this in the ass.

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  12. Hullo, new followers. If you’ve joined me in a whimsical moment, recalling the innocence of your Disney childhood, please don’t listen to tomorrow. I will be discussing the stark realities of how hard it is to locate a clitoris. Including one’s own.

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  13. I don’t know what this means, but it’s obviously true.

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  14. Happy Birthday, Mom. It is the greatest pain and greatest sweetness that this day still makes me cry. Thank you for the heart you gave me.

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  16. Super good news! and I clearly need an adult! We may have found one!! You can be the judge... soon. Ish.

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  17. No. Legit. and I really really REALLY need to be super duper alleyooper clear that the next will offend you. We can’t afford lawyers. So many many disclaimers that sex is spoken of. In depth. (Heh. She said “depth”.)

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  18. This may be my favorite page of my favorite book. Both for the fate of the whaling ship and the reason Jaime is laughing. Thank Powers that Be for authors who shape the world outside by coloring the ones in our minds. Our world is precious.

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  19. Except, shit, fuck, more warnings... cis female hetero sexy sex. Because it’s really the only kind we have experience with, not because it’s the only kind to have.

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  20. Time for a secret: I do scroll my TL when I’m here. If I see someone asking for birthday wishes, I click on their page. If they’ve asked 142 other people with the same tweet, I won’t. I know it would take less energy to just do it. But I’m an asshole.

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  21. So and I are starting our warnings for the next early. We don’t want you to say you weren’t warned. It’s NSFW.

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