8 easy steps to cook potatoes: 1. Cut them 2. Apply bandaid to fingers you’ve cut 3. Put potatoes in pan 4. Fuck why aren’t they cooking 5. Maybe if I add more water 6. Still not cooking 7. More water again 8. Give up, eat potatoes that are simultaneously burnt and undercooked
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Instant Potatoe
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