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    Kim Kierkegaardashian‏ @KimKierkegaard 14 Jan 2018

    Why I never use hair conditioner after a nuclear attack:https://www.dallasnews.com/news/news/2018/01/13/event-missile-threat-get-indoors-wash …

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      1. Kim Kierkegaardashian‏ @KimKierkegaard 14 Jan 2018

        sounds like a joke but isn't. thanks for the tip @kmcfall

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      1. Kim Kierkegaardashian‏ @KimKierkegaard 14 Jan 2018

        If the first thing you think after the explosion is "my hair needs more shine & softness," you're dead inside anyway

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      1. view from  🇨🇦 🏳️‍🌈 ☘️‏ @amteve 16 Jan 2018
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        This staggers belief, “Go inside and wash off?” Give me a f*cking break. The only survivable strategy is serendipity—like you’re in Houston when San Francisco vanishes. Run? Hide? Shelter? With 20 minutes warning, an hour, a day—call a loved one, say good bye—you’re crisp bacon.

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      1. view from  🇨🇦 🏳️‍🌈 ☘️‏ @amteve 16 Jan 2018
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        “after a nuclear THREAT… “. What idiot wrote this? The THREAT isn’t the cue for washing your hair—it’s the cue for international diplomacy. If the button is pushed, there’s no runnin’ away, There’ll be no one to save, With the world in a grave —Eve of Destruction

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      1. Tero Tapio Huotari‏ @Tero_Huotari 17 Jan 2018
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        We may have to use the same hair product as Donnie the Yuge Nuke Button: Satan's semen. There'll be plenty of it about when Don opens the gates of Hell. O tempores, o mores.

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