sounds like a joke but isn't. thanks for the tip @kmcfall
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If the first thing you think after the explosion is "my hair needs more shine & softness," you're dead inside anyway
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This staggers belief, “Go inside and wash off?” Give me a f*cking break. The only survivable strategy is serendipity—like you’re in Houston when San Francisco vanishes. Run? Hide? Shelter? With 20 minutes warning, an hour, a day—call a loved one, say good bye—you’re crisp bacon.
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“after a nuclear THREAT… “. What idiot wrote this? The THREAT isn’t the cue for washing your hair—it’s the cue for international diplomacy. If the button is pushed, there’s no runnin’ away, There’ll be no one to save, With the world in a grave —Eve of Destruction
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We may have to use the same hair product as Donnie the Yuge Nuke Button: Satan's semen. There'll be plenty of it about when Don opens the gates of Hell. O tempores, o mores.
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