Have never taken office supplies from work.
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have never downloaded music and movies illegally
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Have never jaywalked. Have never double-parked. Have never crossed a double yellow line.
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speeding is a crime.
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Yeah, I didn't say it's a crime I don't endorse.
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Their widespread contempt for hunting regulations alone is obscene.
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I prefer the "$20 lettuce" angle
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smoked a joint, driven after having one too many drinks, littered, written a bad check, never worked under the table
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paid all their taxes, even out of state sales tax, never took a xanax or anti-biotic prescribed to someone else, jaywalked..
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Damn, no! And adultery is not a crime, btw.
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