Rachel McMahon

@killerjane

24. Flummoxed. Leeds

Leeds, England
Joined June 2009
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  1. 2 Jul 2017

    Gee thanks for cancelling my order after an hour of waiting. HANGRY GAL.

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  2. 22 Feb 2017

    WHY select that breathy, pitchy voice for TWO live performances?

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  3. 22 Feb 2017

    Chris Martin's voice makes me want to commit a heinous crime.

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  4. Retweeted
    25 Dec 2016

    Now one knows what a fool one's been but if you kiss one now one knows you'll fool one again.

    15 replies 540 retweets 1,842 likes
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  5. 19 Dec 2016

    Stop EVERYTHING, Baileys Haagen Dazs is back.

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  6. 9 Dec 2016

    Incred Christmas Party last night. Less fun was the ensuing hangover and coming home to find the washing machine has leaked into my room.

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  7. 1 Dec 2016

    Lovely bit of on this morning 💗

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  8. 29 Nov 2016

    I will never understand Free The Nipple, when it is portrayed by women with their nipples censored. HOW does that make sense. HOW.

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  9. Retweeted
    26 Nov 2016

    How long approximately will it take for 23 million units of gin to vacate one's body? Asking for a friend.

    64 replies 517 retweets 1,460 likes
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  10. 22 Nov 2016

    When you think you're clever prebooking but aren't warned of the 9x SURCHARGE. Brilliant 👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻👍🏻

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  11. 3 Nov 2016

    There's a special place in hell for people that speak very loudly on mobile phones in libraries.

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  12. 23 Sep 2016

    What does a girl have to do to get a around here!?

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  13. 22 Sep 2016

    Paul Hollywood you traitor

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  14. 12 Sep 2016

    Ooooooooh the start of Wolves of Winter on Ellipsis. I'm rubbing my hands together. Rubbing them.

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  15. 4 Sep 2016

    In my first act as president, I would make anything both denim and three quarters in length illegal. Punishable by death.

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  16. 26 Aug 2016

    Can't deny that I'm a WEE bit jealous Blossoms just did a secret set at Leeds...

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  17. Retweeted
    22 Aug 2016

    Donald Trump calls on Hillary to shut down her foundation. Meanwhile, we’re all still begging him to choose a more natural color for his.

    585 replies 8,459 retweets 19,899 likes
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  18. 21 Aug 2016

    FINALLY

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  19. 10 Aug 2016

    Didn't deserve to go through after that!

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  20. 10 Aug 2016

    Spend my life trying to hide my Justin Bieber tattoo from my mum.

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