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99,847,579,66[6] Reasons I Hate KellyBensimon: I love for it gave me the opportunity to rake leaves off my gorgeous lawn I will miss so much 11/1/12

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  1. In legal news I'm suing that Prancercise lady for stealing my concept & my cameltoe. I'm the daughter of a lawyer. Thats copyright fringe.

  2. If I seemed a lil low-key on WWHL it's only cuz I flew in on the red-eye. Like literally. My unicorn has a stye.

  3. Like literally...my wrist looks like I stuck it in an angry hive full of BumbleBethennys.

  4. I hope Zac Posen *ow* isn't mad I wore Marc Jacobs *ow*

  5. Trying rubber-band aversion therapy to cure my chronic name-dropping. Gwyneth. Snap. Ow.

  6. LaLaLaLa Sorry but can't hear any replays of that non-verdict LaLaLaLa nor anything from that jury foreman LaLaLaLa Can't hear you LaLaLaLa

  7. It appears aforementioned dumbitch in Square#2 on JVM has a name like Aaajeeda Aaaaneedaconsonant so...bye.

  8. This dumbitch in square #2 on JaneVelez show whose name I don't know or care to... Buhbye

  9. Non-muthafkingfactor Geraldo Jerry Rivers Rivera can sit on the for this: "If she gets dp its in cold blood"

  10. Former #1 on the LindaKennyBaden does not appear on the ...yet

  11. If I hear another barfy word about "compassion for her as a human being" will join the rest of the

  12. : Janie Fkng Weintraub earns yet another mention with "This wasn't a heinous murder. He didn't suffer"

  13. : Mike Galanos & his having-the-big-O voice w breaking news "Some1 just walked into courthouse w a garmentbag!"

  14. : Because you (regularly) misinterpret and twist the truth...Sorry Jean Cesares, I mean lo sciento mucho.

  15. : Janie Fkng Weintraub...do not ever ever ever appear on my tv again. You don't even have a face for radio.

  16. : The dumbass body-language "expert" on w the same furrowed-brow update every fkng day.

  17. : JudgeSenileSeidlin can "take his marbles and go home" once he finds them.

  18. I'm too pissed to tweet. Have lost my sense of humor. But I have a & JudgeLarrySeidlin, you are numero uno.

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