Sakaki @ Ol' Dirty Magic

Shiro and Ao are on the beat and finding things kinda boring. To my surprise it's Ao who's complaning about the lack of things to do while Shiro's the voice of reason saying "No news is good news." #SakakigaidenVpic.twitter.com/2WCFMPnV5k

As if to answer their cries for stimulation. Something is --as Shiro would say "Coming right at us." #SakakigaidenVpic.twitter.com/fokPYSLSvy

Shiro: It's coming right.. Ao: I'M AWARE!! quick turn on the siren! Shiro: It's like seconds away --will that work? #SakakigaidenVpic.twitter.com/JNx9anFdWJ

The ship absconds off after knicking theirs and sending them into a tailspin. Luckily for them, Shiro has the power of God and more importantly plot relevance to give him the piloting skills he needs to save them both. #SakakigaidenVpic.twitter.com/U2Z6NBr4Ph

Shiro and Ao give chase, and who else is at the driver's seat but the one the only, Kiiro. Hold your applause, he's working right now. See, in V he's a delivery man, and a damn fine one. #SakakigaidenVpic.twitter.com/2wWG8ZthIU

Shi: Hey Buddy, you're going too fast! Pull over or we'll make you pull over! Kiiro: Yeah? How about no coppers, I got shit to deliver and unlike you I'm on the clock. #SakakigaidenVpic.twitter.com/2vvP3RR6rC

Shiro and Ao give chase, and what I love here is that Kiiro despite *just* being a delivery man has better piloting skills. He just out maneuvers them in an asteroid field and pulls away. #SakakigaidenVpic.twitter.com/ZHcvnLXX6P

Kiiro: 30 minutes or less bitches. Better ask God to deliver you now, cause I'm *busy*. #SakakigaidenVpic.twitter.com/CWy2UK7TUK

Ep #3 The boisterous High speed delivery guy! (Original air-date 2/21/99) #SakakigaidenVpic.twitter.com/w1mIDL3790

Kiiro completes his delivery on time, automatically making him better than 95% of the Pizza Huts in my area. #SakakigaidenVpic.twitter.com/9yncBHW5Qb

Waiting for him after his delivery is the Devil Trio who are apparently the idols of moms everywhere. (Actual dialog.) #SakakigaidenVpic.twitter.com/nBUqi4356L

They have an offer that he cant refuse --mostly because they promise to pay him. This might be a new series, but Kiiro's still Kiiro. #SakakigaidenVpic.twitter.com/8zoaR4JtT8

So they take Kiiro blindfolded to their boss. Kiiro's like. "uhh, what kind of job requires me to be taken there in secrecy..." #SakakigaidenVpic.twitter.com/nI8WtW6z9D

What I love about this is Kiiro takes one look at King Vader and is like "...What? Fuck no am I taking a job from a suspicious looking asshat like that." V Kiiro gives no shit to anyone. #SakakigaidenVpic.twitter.com/IWka48oSxD

Vader: Oh, I mean if you're saying you *can't* do it, that's fine. Kiiro: Reverse psychology doesn't work *well* on me, it works *perfectly*! Shut up and give me the package! #SakakigaidenVpic.twitter.com/a8Jq8W4NU8

Vader wants the package taken to Tarzan(bon) and plays on Kiiro being a "pro" so he won't ask questions or look inside. Kiiro falls for this and with that the contract is signed. (Sounds like another anime, hmm...) #SakakigaidenVpic.twitter.com/5Z6l4Ae7pt

Meanwhile Shiro and Ao are getting treatment from Aka. Aka: I don't get how you got this injured while flying a spaceship. Did you get out and run after the guy? Shiro: ...Let's just say I didn't spring for extra cushony seats cause I'm cheap. #SakakigaidenVpic.twitter.com/oizjKkFwMx

Narrator: And now on the "Kicking you when you're down" network --your one stop station for disappointing news is our special guests! Doc: Haaaaaay. Shiro: That's it, this is the reason why I'm going to cancel our cable subscription! #SakakigaidenVpic.twitter.com/TyMcIjR8Wk

Though the truth is Shiro doesn't remember them. Doc once again introduces the group as the idols of mom's everywhere....but what the *hell* does that mean? #SakakigaidenVpic.twitter.com/1LUgO6ORtF

Inbetween frame Shiros are good content. #SakakigaidenVpic.twitter.com/lBLvhHDXjM

Shiro: So what the hell do you want? Doc: Our stuff got stolen by this yellow hunk and you're contractually obligated to help us due to being civil servants no matter how awful we are. Shiro: I should have become a professional bad guy instead. #SakakigaidenVpic.twitter.com/zTOvtIGl8Q

Aka: Well, it's a *chance* there's a Crysmond involved here... Shiro: Dangit, I don't like doing favors for bad guys but I dislike that yellow dude more, so let's do this. #SakakigaidenVpic.twitter.com/pGtlrGYw7M

Kiiro's about to warp into hyperspace when Shiro shows up fully intending to take the law into his hands for his personal vendetta. #SakakigaidenVpic.twitter.com/wWkz6xT1aB

Shiro: PREPARE TO HAVE THE LONG ARM OF THE LAW PLACE YOU IN A CHOKESLAM. #SakakigaidenVpic.twitter.com/q6cBcY0Bd6

Akmant: Nothin' better than hard work, especially when someone else is doing the hard work for you. Doc: That's none of our business though. *Sips tea* #SakakigaidenVpic.twitter.com/Jnpm4AxIZl

Vader explains (rather impatiently) to his subjects that he's kind of, y'know, tired of the Biidacops and has given Kiiro a bomb to deliver knowing they'd get involved. IN that way he can kill the cops and an innocent bystander --evil and convenient. #SakakigaidenVpic.twitter.com/WShVTARTWe

Gestler: ...Why have it delivered to Tarzan(bon) then? Vader: ....I'm a fan of his. *Hangs up hurriedly*. (Actual dialog.) Oho, so Vader is one of those creepy stalker fans, lol. #SakakigaidenVpic.twitter.com/5un52NkEg1

Kiiro's readly to jump into hyper space while fully ignoring Shiro's commands for him to stop, so Shiro just uses the grip of the long arm of the law to stop him by force. #SakakigaidenVpic.twitter.com/SPQCzRTLAM