me: can i book an extra session next week to get help with my claustrophobia?
therapist: i should be able to squeeze you in
me: ʸᵒᵘ’ˡˡ ᵇᵉ ᵃᵇˡᵉ ᵗᵒ ʷʰᵃᵗ
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therapist: i just meant i might have a small spot available for you
me: ᵖˡᵉᵃˢᵉ ᵐᵃᵏᵉ ⁱᵗ ˢᵗᵒᵖ
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my tweets are nowhere near as good as therapy but if you enjoy them then give me a follow:)
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therapist: your results are back, it turns out you can’t feel any emotion
me: that offends me
therapist: i doubt that :/
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these guys tweets are all more effective than my therapist at making me happy:
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🎇🚨🏆andy award winner funniest tweets of the week
follow me if you’d like to be included in the (virtual) event, thanks
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