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    Kids Write Jokes‏ @KidsWriteJokes 22 Feb 2018
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    Question) What word has the word lie in it? Answer) alien of course because scientist are lying about the truth!

    12:39 AM - 22 Feb 2018
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      1. Hailey‏ @haileymcno 22 Feb 2018
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      1. little miss danger‏ @kirstinedanger 22 Feb 2018
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      1. i live in a country i did my research‏ @24shaz 22 Feb 2018
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        Kid woke af

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      1. ames‏ @Amester222 22 Feb 2018
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      1.  🥃 🥃 🥃 🥃 🔥 🌍 🔥 🧐‏ @ArlosDad 22 Feb 2018
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      1. Creach-BitYT‏ @CBityt 26 Feb 2018
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        (Illuminati) Don't fucking move

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      1. Jim Hoover  🤪‏ @JimHoover17 22 Feb 2018
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        Dang you, scientists! <shakes fist in the air>

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      1. Kera  👩🏾‍💻‏ @KeraOnYoutube 18 Mar 2018
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        a child didn’t send this

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      1. manny‏ @saultralink 22 Feb 2018
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        oh shit they might be onto something

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      1. Mark Garcia‏ @MarkGarciaAlso 22 Feb 2018
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        Woke AF

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      1. SupriceSupplies‏ @DingusSapreec 26 Feb 2018
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      1. Alex Earley‏ @alex_earley 22 Feb 2018
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        @roryhaspowers @kitgrier @ThisParaLife Is this secretly one of you guys?

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      1. max‏ @surfmaxamerica 22 Feb 2018
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        FUCK

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      1. Christopher Drum‏ @christopherdrum 22 Feb 2018
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        And FBI spells FIB.... HOLY FUCK!

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      1. Arthur Illsley‏ @aillsley3 22 Feb 2018
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        From the mouths of babes. Que the X-Files theme.

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      1. soph‏ @sophdotjpeg 22 Feb 2018
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        I mean,,,, the kid’s not wrong?

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      1. 𝕮hizzo𝟜𝕽izzo 🍥‏ @Chizzo4Rizzo 22 Feb 2018
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      1. ladies man‏ @grasstwitch 22 Feb 2018
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        my nigga need to watch some alex jones

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