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    Kibblesmith  ⚔️‏Verified account @kibblesmith 3 Dec 2016

    Me & @JenAshleyWright have decided our future child will only know about Black Santa. If they see a white one we'll say "That's his husband"

    10:27 AM - 3 Dec 2016
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    97 replies 3,338 retweets 8,434 likes
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      2. Kibblesmith  ⚔️‏Verified account @kibblesmith Mar 28
        Replying to @kibblesmith

        *THREAD* I can't believe it, but this is officially happening. 'SANTA'S HUSBAND' Coming Holidays 2017 w/@alperryman from @harperdesignbks.pic.twitter.com/WpHe84Kso9

        AP Quach, Kibblesmith  ⚔️ and Nicole Tourtelot
        27 replies 29 retweets 231 likes
      3. Kibblesmith  ⚔️‏Verified account @kibblesmith Mar 28
        Replying to @kibblesmith

        Here's a higher res of @alperryman's original concept art. Really excited to be working with her and everyone at @harperdesignbks.pic.twitter.com/JTeqAUP8EG

        15 replies 23 retweets 104 likes
      4. Alejandro A. Arbona‏ @Alejandrobot Mar 28
        Replying to @kibblesmith

        The best thing about this will be hearing all the Fox News blowhards saying "Kibblesmith" all angry

        3 replies 0 retweets 30 likes
      5. Kibblesmith  ⚔️‏Verified account @kibblesmith Mar 28
        Replying to @Alejandrobot

        oh my god, the dream

        0 replies 0 retweets 13 likes
      6. End of conversation
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      2. AP Quach‏ @alperryman 3 Dec 2016
        Replying to @kibblesmith @JenAshleyWright

        boom. new children's book.

        1 reply 2 retweets 56 likes
      3. Kibblesmith  ⚔️‏Verified account @kibblesmith 3 Dec 2016
        Replying to @alperryman @JenAshleyWright

        🎅🏾💞🎅🏻💰💰💰

        1 reply 0 retweets 35 likes
      4. AP Quach‏ @alperryman 3 Dec 2016
        Replying to @kibblesmith @JenAshleyWright

        I'd illustrate that.

        1 reply 1 retweet 23 likes
      5. Kibblesmith  ⚔️‏Verified account @kibblesmith 3 Dec 2016
        Replying to @alperryman @JenAshleyWright

        You're hired.

        3 replies 1 retweet 13 likes
      6. AP Quach‏ @alperryman 3 Dec 2016
        Replying to @kibblesmith

        pic.twitter.com/eJ7yNL6V1q

        11 replies 138 retweets 386 likes
      7. Kibblesmith  ⚔️‏Verified account @kibblesmith 3 Dec 2016
        Replying to @alperryman @JenAshleyWright

        This is so good and important, thank you.

        1 reply 1 retweet 34 likes
      8. (((constance))) ❄️‏ @constancef 5 Dec 2016
        Replying to @kibblesmith @alperryman @JenAshleyWright

        Can I order copies for my grandsons?

        1 reply 0 retweets 5 likes
      9. Kibblesmith  ⚔️‏Verified account @kibblesmith 5 Dec 2016
        Replying to @constancef @alperryman @JenAshleyWright

        If we're able to do such a book, we hope that you would.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
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      2. Porochista Khakpour‏Verified account @PKhakpour 3 Dec 2016
        Replying to @kibblesmith @JenAshleyWright

        this is my favorite tweet maybe ever

        1 reply 1 retweet 25 likes
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      2. Marla Caceres‏ @MarlaCaceres 11 Dec 2016
        Replying to @kibblesmith @JenAshleyWright

        wanted to let you know this tweet showed up in a Facebook mom group I'm in and it was universally celebrated

        1 reply 0 retweets 4 likes
      3. JenAshleyWright‏Verified account @JenAshleyWright 11 Dec 2016
        Replying to @MarlaCaceres @kibblesmith

        This is so nice and makes me so happy.

        1 reply 0 retweets 3 likes
      4. Marla Caceres‏ @MarlaCaceres 11 Dec 2016
        Replying to @JenAshleyWright @kibblesmith

        Yay! It makes ME happy to hear that.

        0 replies 0 retweets 1 like
      5. End of conversation
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      2. JenAshleyWright‏Verified account @JenAshleyWright Mar 30
        Replying to @nanaclz_y @kibblesmith

        We both have great jobs, and now, another one added to the mix! Thank you for your interest, please pre-order.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      3. End of conversation
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      2. Missy Haynes‏ @Missy266 Mar 29
        Replying to @kibblesmith

        . Praying to the Lord you don't EVER have children.

        1 reply 0 retweets 0 likes
      3. JenAshleyWright‏Verified account @JenAshleyWright Mar 29
        Replying to @Missy266 @kibblesmith

        We already have four children.

        0 replies 0 retweets 2 likes
      4. End of conversation

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