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    Daniel Kibblesmith‏Verified account @kibblesmith 15 Jun 2020

    WHY WOULD YOU CHALLENGE MOVIE STARS TO FIGHTS IN ORDER TO DO A “FAKE” MOVIE FIGHT THEY GET PAID TO LEARN KRAV MAGA FOR NINE HOURS A DAY WHILE A LIVE-IN DIETICIAN CRAMS THEM WITH HALIBUT

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      1. Daniel Kibblesmith‏Verified account @kibblesmith 15 Jun 2020

        Ted Cruz can’t take Ron Perlman, Ted Cruz can’t take RHEA Perlman.

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      2. Andrew Wells‏ @THEAndrewWells 15 Jun 2020
        Replying to @kibblesmith

        Yeah but imagine how much of a cold-blooded killer you gotta be to ignore sexual assault happening in front of you for years.

        1 reply 3 retweets 33 likes
      3. M. Belanger‏Verified account @sethanikeem 15 Jun 2020
        Replying to @THEAndrewWells @kibblesmith

        Not a cold-blooded killer. A coward, probably. But more likely someone who secretly faps to it.

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      1. D's Dad‏ @itsamanslifecom 15 Jun 2020
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        Talapia, but still. 😝

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      2. Newpig‏ @ninjapig17 15 Jun 2020
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        Ted Cruz can’t take Ron Perlman. Ted Cruz can’t take RHEA Perlman.

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      3. Daniel Kibblesmith‏Verified account @kibblesmith 15 Jun 2020
        Replying to @ninjapig17

        I am confused as to why you copied and pasted this and tweeted it back to me, small dog.

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      1.  ⚓️ 🚢Imani Gandy  🚢 ⚓️‏Verified account @AngryBlackLady 15 Jun 2020
        Replying to @kibblesmith @BarryCrain

        😂😂

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      1. Yeah! Dan!‏ @yeah_dancerruti 15 Jun 2020
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        People are gonna read krav “MAGA” wrong and it gonna be funny

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      1. Grey Beer’d‏ @Poliscisamurai 15 Jun 2020
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        In case any Trumpers get confused: "Krav Maga is a military self-defence and fighting system developed for the Israel Defense Forces and Israeli security forces derived from a combination of techniques sourced from Aikido, Boxing, Wrestling, Judo, and Karate."

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      2. Adam Prepares to enter the No Malarkey Zone‏ @StickmanSouza 15 Jun 2020
        Replying to @kibblesmith @arthur_affect

        Plus I'm pretty sure Ron Perlman would just stab him in the neck with a broken beer bottle, damn the rules.

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      3. Arthur Chu‏Verified account @arthur_affect 15 Jun 2020
        Replying to @StickmanSouza @kibblesmith

        Ron Perlman would do the thing where he holds him at arm's length by the forehead yawning while Ted uselessly windmills his arms

        1 reply 5 retweets 164 likes
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