Ted Cruz can’t take Ron Perlman, Ted Cruz can’t take RHEA Perlman.
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Yeah but imagine how much of a cold-blooded killer you gotta be to ignore sexual assault happening in front of you for years.
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Not a cold-blooded killer. A coward, probably. But more likely someone who secretly faps to it.
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Talapia, but still.
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Ted Cruz can’t take Ron Perlman. Ted Cruz can’t take RHEA Perlman.
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I am confused as to why you copied and pasted this and tweeted it back to me, small dog.
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People are gonna read krav “MAGA” wrong and it gonna be funny
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In case any Trumpers get confused: "Krav Maga is a military self-defence and fighting system developed for the Israel Defense Forces and Israeli security forces derived from a combination of techniques sourced from Aikido, Boxing, Wrestling, Judo, and Karate."
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Plus I'm pretty sure Ron Perlman would just stab him in the neck with a broken beer bottle, damn the rules.
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Ron Perlman would do the thing where he holds him at arm's length by the forehead yawning while Ted uselessly windmills his arms
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