Essie Dennis

@khal_essie

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Joined April 2012

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  1. Pinned Tweet
    15 Aug 2018

    The academic bingo card: • Where the fuck did I read this? • Did someone say this or did I make it up? • This time, I’ll cite as I go along. • Why didn’t I cite as I went along? • When is a sentence technically too long? • *cries in MLA* • If I had one more week...

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    christopher columbus, 1492

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    24 hours ago

    TW: I’ve spoken about this multiple times but many black boys are assaulted by someone solicited by older men around them as a rite of passage. There is a violent culture of masculinity that produces BM w/ unhealthy perceptions of sexuality.

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  4. 18 hours ago

    I’m imagining my future as an academic and it’s looking a lot like that time Chidi had an existential crisis and cooked a massive pot of chilli in a lecture hall before trying to eat the whole thing.

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    21 hours ago

    There are only four more days to submit your postgraduate work on ‘networks and connections’ for our third issue! Deadline is this coming *Monday*! Email: exclamation@exeter.ac.uk

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  7. 21 hours ago

    Hello, I’m the badass female protagonist in a movie. At various intervals I pour myself a whiskey neat and down it without wincing. I win the day by running through double doors breathlessly in my 6-inch heels.

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    Hello, I'm an unattractive girl in a movie. BUT WAIT! Let me take off my glasses...

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    Jan 3

    John Legend is the only prolific R. Kelly collaborator to come forward & put him on blast. Badu declined. Jay-Z declined. Questlove declined. Lil Kim declined. Chappelle declined. Mary J. Blige declined. Your activism doesn’t mean shit if it’s only for show & ignores black women.

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    Jan 3

    Wow! Isn't it interesting how diet tips keep changing? 🤔 👉🏼 Sugar was once good! Now it's bad! 👉🏼 Carbs were good since the beginning of humanity! Are they bad now? 👉🏼 Fruits are good! But only in moderation! 👉🏼 Gluten was bad! But I think someone to…

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  11. Jan 3

    In case we all need to be caught up on American politics: Men are allowed to sexually assault women but women are not allowed to dance.

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    Jan 2

    Is there any acceptable way to tell someone you follow on Twitter that you think you'd be terribly good friends? Not just internet screen friends. Coffee in the kitchen friends. Holding hands in hard times friends. Laughing in the wind friends.

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    Jan 2

    "I had a severe eating disorder... I was just rock bottom emotionally." Trans activist and model Munroe Bergdorf talks about how she felt before transitioning, in the latest Ways to Change the World podcast.

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  14. Jan 2

    When everyone says my PhD proposal will be fine because I “seem to know what I’m talking about” and “seem ready” like no, you guys don’t understand how much better I come across in person than in writing. I am 100 times less likeable on the page. Also, I can’t spell.

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    Jan 2
    Replying to

    It's a vegan sausage roll Damon

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    Jan 1

    The deadline is 7th January for postgraduate submissions to this interdisciplinary journal in English, Creative Writing and Drama.

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    Jan 2

    If we consider that Bruce Banner has completed 7 PhDs, his anger problems and general mental health issues are not particularly surprising.

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  18. Jan 2

    If we consider that Bruce Banner has completed 7 PhDs, his anger problems and general mental health issues are not particularly surprising.

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  19. Jan 2

    12 year old me eating sweets I wasn’t allowed to eat and listening to MCR.

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    Jan 1

    Every time Mitt Romney trends I feel like I’m morally obligated to share this video of him ironing his clothes while they are still on his body

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