He dreamt one of our dogs pooped on the carpet while making eye contact.
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And her eyes were farther apart than usual so she looked like a derp Quick illustration:pic.twitter.com/YjUWHGvNUE
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stop stealing all the covers
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Best way to wake up! Beats coffee!
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