Honeydew does not belong in any fruit salad, ever. There, I said it.
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Replying to @rnoelliams
Honeydew doesn't belong anywhere. It belongs nowhere. Honeydew should be shot into the sun. Also cucumbers. Any fruit that tastes like soap.
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Replying to @rnoelliams
You had me until cucumbers. We need cucumbers to have pickles!!
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Replying to @Syrstorm
A strong point in their favor, but iirc pickling cucumbers are different than the kind people usually eat. I may have been too hasty.
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Replying to @rnoelliams @Syrstorm
*quietly enjoys my cucumber and honeydew salad sprinkled with cilantro *
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