I cannot explain the anger I feel when my husband places a DoorDash order for a burger and doesn’t ask me if I want anything Maybe I’ll order something insanely expensive just to spite him. LOBSTER HERE I COMEpic.twitter.com/dCwCN0pC4s
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Is he okay?
Thats not how communication works HE SHOULD KNOW BETTERThanks. Twitter will use this to make your timeline better. UndoUndo
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He said I had an “opportunity to order food” after he told me he was thinking of ordering a burger but he didn’t flat out ask “do you want something” and he’s like “I gave you the opportunity!”
U DID NOT SIR