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I cannot explain the anger I feel when my husband places a DoorDash order for a burger and doesn’t ask me if I want anything Maybe I’ll order something insanely expensive just to spite him. LOBSTER HERE I COMEpic.twitter.com/dCwCN0pC4s
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get the lobster, honey
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I will TREAT MYSELF
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Lobster Burger. Done & done.
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don't forget dessert
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Great idea!
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/RUDE! Order yourself a three course KBBQ
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Did you learn about this before or after the fact the burger was delivered, and did his burger come out soggy in order to pay for his crimes?
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Unfortunately the burger turned out great and now I have to smell burger for 30 minutes until MY food gets delivered. God damn it.
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this is grounds for divorce
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