Just started my Wednesday by excitedly walking around singing to my iced coffee Literally one second later it slipped out of my hand and exploded all over the carpet WHY CAN'T I FUNCTION LIKE A NORMAL PERSONpic.twitter.com/jGcrqzQEFQ
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Replying to @kgarsten
Is that like making breakfast and you crack an egg into the pan and the yolk breaks and you just feel "Well, today's fucked"
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Replying to @ArmouredDuck39
This was even more tragic, but yes it’s similar 
10:36 AM - 20 May 2020
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