Department Producer, In-Game Cinematics @Blizzard_Ent • Previously @Obsidian • Gaming, Sci fi, Horror • Violinist • She/Her • Opinions are my own 
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In the last 24 hours at my family reunion, I have been asked: • When are you having kids? (~5 times) • What happens if you can’t have a kid? I was also told: • It’s not your choice, it’s a task. HOLY SHIT NEVER SAY THIS TO SOMEONE. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.pic.twitter.com/7XMwH0EInS
Also thought I’d throw in the ol “Your grandpa’s getting older and he really wants a great grandkid soon” Yeah give me a timer that’s great I’ll get right on popping out a Hell Bean™
Start blasting "You can't always get what you want" by the Rolling Stones on your phone.
You are full of excellent ideas.
Yepppp they all are 
I've heard these kinds of comments in my family and they make me cringe every single time.
Hire a kid to be your son during the next family gathering
I'm speechless. Can people really be this cruel to someone in their own family? What's wrong with them?!
Standard reaction: with a crazy glint in your eye, start grabbing things and shoving them under your shirt.pic.twitter.com/2FSHfLJiiw
Its even worse when you actually have a kid and decide you only want one. The guilt trips I’ve gotten to give her sibling is outrageous!
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