Also thought I’d throw in the ol “Your grandpa’s getting older and he really wants a great grandkid soon” Yeah give me a timer that’s great I’ll get right on popping out a Hell Bean™
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In the last 24 hours at my family reunion, I have been asked: • When are you having kids? (~5 times) • What happens if you can’t have a kid? I was also told: • It’s not your choice, it’s a task. HOLY SHIT NEVER SAY THIS TO SOMEONE. Thanks for coming to my TED talk.pic.twitter.com/7XMwH0EInS
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Tell em what I used to tell my family “ill add another year of no babies for each time you ask” —— Im 200 yrs out
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GREAT IDEA I will do that next time!
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TASK? WHAT THE FUCK?
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YEP IT’S A TASK APPARENTLY
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I was real close to smackin a bitch today lemme tell you
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Respond with "Task for what? To become a broodmare? To propagate a species that continues to overly use natural resources, exterminate animal species and kill off existing plant types daily?! Oh, the ending cinematic with Queen Azshara in BFA is pretty solid."
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Lmaooo omg thanks for the kind word on the cinematics but YES.
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All-purpose reply, “the judge said I’m not allowed within 500 meters of children”
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HOLY SHIT LOL S E A N
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