There is nothing more confusing than standing next to a random person when they’re talking to someone with Bluetooth headphones Lady, looking directly at me: “Hi Alice did you poop today?” Me:pic.twitter.com/bdochGDcWJ
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Replying to @kgarsten
I will never forget talking to
@MarkPeriphery on the phone the day after I got a tattoo. "Does it tickle when you take a shower? A woman and her daughter heard me say that and are now staring at me."1 reply 0 retweets 2 likes
Replying to @Pearlito @MarkPeriphery
Oh my GOD
so good
10:45 AM - 19 Jul 2019
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