My husband, rustling around in a bag behind me: “Man, I wish I had more teeth” Me:pic.twitter.com/2a24BMgVj7
Why do you think I married him?
He’s pretty great... and his jokes are so bad I want to throw myself out a window
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Why do you think I married him?
He’s pretty great... and his jokes are so bad I want to throw myself out a window