*Playing Astroneer* Husband: Come stand by this plant Me: ...Why, are you pranking me? H: It’s really cool, just do it *Plant slaps me across the planet, I die on impact*pic.twitter.com/C1vrfwuD1U
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I planted one of those in our base! It killed John Lewis
The best part is when they’re completely covered by the ground and they just SLAP YOU OUT OF NOWHERE
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i legit had no idea what it did, i just had this weird seed that i found and planted it in the base. there were actually two of them, kaz jr. and john jr. sadly, john jr. killed his namesake
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