I’ve located some imported Tim Tams. You know what that means?
...IT’S TIME FOR A TIM TAM SLAM
Thinkin of u @_JaydenPerry & @MikeyDowling !pic.twitter.com/2JS3rixP8g
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Wait is a tim tam slam supposed to involve literal slamming
If you mean slamming it right in your mouth then yes
There's like a 50/50 chance of this happening in my experience so you're all g
There is chocolate and milk involved, which means that there is literally no way to fuck it up unless the chocolate ends up completely missing your mouth
It missed my mouth.
You bit too much off the corners for the straw haha :P
SHH I KNOW THAT
My second one was successful 
If you didn't make a mess, did you even actually slam?
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