About to put a bite of dinner in my mouth when suddenly Khan has diarrhea all over the floor Janeway starts whining nonstop because she’s high on pain medication I have two children that can’t talk I swear to god and NOW MY FOOD IS COLDpic.twitter.com/SIzdrRLjFU
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I would like to note that I am not as frustrated with Janeway But Khan pooping everywhere and then trying to bite me when I wipe his stupid butt is NO BUENO, he is Satan in a dachshund’s body
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Replying to @kgarsten
I dunno, by naming him Khan I think you set something in motion.
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Replying to @Skrrt__Vonnegut
He was already demonic when I got him, he was badly abused in his last home
There’s only so much I can do, but naming him Khan was a massive (and fitting) coincidence 
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