Department Producer, In-Game Cinematics @Blizzard_Ent • Previously @Obsidian • Gaming, Sci fi, Horror • Violinist • She/Her • Opinions are my own 
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About to put a bite of dinner in my mouth when suddenly Khan has diarrhea all over the floor Janeway starts whining nonstop because she’s high on pain medication I have two children that can’t talk I swear to god and NOW MY FOOD IS COLDpic.twitter.com/SIzdrRLjFU
I would like to note that I am not as frustrated with Janeway But Khan pooping everywhere and then trying to bite me when I wipe his stupid butt is NO BUENO, he is Satan in a dachshund’s body
I dunno, by naming him Khan I think you set something in motion.
He was already demonic when I got him, he was badly abused in his last home 
There’s only so much I can do, but naming him Khan was a massive (and fitting) coincidence 
Omg Frodo puked up a Christmas tree ornament and then proceeded to beg for MY dinner 
I feel you so hard 
WHAT was he okay?! That’s... kind of impressive!
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