Kevin Teljeur

@kevteljeur

Dublin 15, Ireland. Mostly an idea-haver. The ideas are better than most of the other stuff I do. Also some coding and bird-feeding. Cis/het.

Dublin
Vrijeme pridruživanja: travanj 2009.

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  1. Prikvačeni tweet
    3. sij 2019.

    “Hi, I’m Kevin. I was sort of interesting 15 years ago, but now I’m not, and I’m not young. I have a social skills deficit. My interests include setting up home server clusters, drawing comic characters and thinking of new things to feed birds. I avoid socialising with people.”

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  2. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    prije 17 sati

    The DNC establishment has prepared 49 more unique devilish twists for Bernie, one for each state. There's gonna be an underwater state, a spikey pit state, a state where Shadow Bernie chases him,

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  3. prije 3 sata

    The only thing that’ll stop me something something Denzel Washington Chris Pine something something I don’t know where this is going help I should just make dinner.

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  4. prije 3 sata

    I should make dinner or something mad like that. I’m on fire tonight. Unstoppable.

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  5. prije 3 sata

    It’s only 7, and I feel like I’ve done a full evening’s work. I’ve done the bins, and I’ve put new legs on the bird feeder. Yes, it’s a thing. I’ve raised it up so that the Magpies will find it harder to clean out the jars. We’ll see if it works.

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  6. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    prije 5 sati

    i have negative music talent, (as you will see) and have never used garageband before, but at lunch time i tried to make a hip-hop song, and it's so amusing to me i present it to you all

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  7. prije 5 sati

    The week before an election is the worst time for self-deprecating shitposting.

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    prije 5 sati
    Odgovor korisniku/ci

    I'm a roasting pantheist.

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  9. prije 6 sati

    Also, tax isn't something that gives us special rights or powers. It pays for everything to work, for all of us. We're not due a rebate because we paid it. We paid it, stuff works, life goes on.

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  10. prije 6 sati

    People like us can buy our way out of our immediate problems. That's privilege, not a right. The State isn't there to pander to privilege or special interest groups.

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  11. prije 7 sati

    I realise that my timeline skews a certain way, but I've seen a few people who are otherwise unaffected by having FF/FG government because they're wealthy enough to buy their way past it put solid arguments forward for keeping them out of government. I hope we're not alone.

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  12. prije 8 sati

    Sometimes, I wish the laughs we have on Slack would translate better to here. Of course, I could be overestimating myself, which wouldn't be a first.

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    Alright, this might come across as a weird humblebrag flex thing at first but bear with me. I'd be in the top 5% earning bracket for Ireland. Not close to the 1% by any means but I get enough that I can support my family on a single wage, have a hobby and a holiday.

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  14. prije 10 sati

    Some people are never happy. It's open to question at this point on whether you'd be attracted to me, or if this is a bad Cyrano De Bergerac set-up. You've only yourselves to blame, tbqh.

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  15. prije 11 sati

    I've not even added this to any dating profile, and it's already a fraught emotional rollercoaster. It's as if it carries too much power, too much raw emotion. The flies of love are already dying on this UV lamp of attraction.

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    Odgovor korisnicima

    It's over. I could deal with the bears, but not the tropes.

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  19. prije 12 sati

    Socialising the ride is when you find out who is really a socialist, and who just likes tweeting about it.

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  20. prije 12 sati

    I feel that this could be some of my finest work. It has everything (bar pancakes). I'm more concerned that it may be too successful. I wouldn't have the energy to service all that success. Leave some for the others, I say. Socialise the ride.

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  21. proslijedio/la je Tweet
    5. velj

    Everyone, I’ve done it. I’ve taken all your feedback on board and crafted the ultimate dating profile. Feedback still welcome, but we could be gilding the lily at this point.

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