Kevin Shaum

@kevinshaum

Programmer for cPanel, Inc., mostly in Perl; I also do web dev for Firesabre Consulting. knshaum on Github & Bitbucket, Tinker LaFollette in Second Life.

Houston, TX
weblog.shaum.com
Joined October 2007
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  1. Retweeted
    2 Mar 2014

    If only Bradley's arm was longer. Best photo ever.

    223,165 replies 3,425,633 retweets 2,411,676 likes
  2. Retweeted
    3 Mar 2014

    NYT: Merkel told Obama that after speaking with Putin she was not sure he was in touch with reality. “In another world,” she said.

    1 reply 4 retweets 1 like
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    2 Mar 2014

    BREAKING: Jennifer Lawrence snubbed as Matthew McConaughey declared victor of the 86th annual Hunger Games.

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  4. Retweeted
    1 Mar 2014

    Chicago

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  5. Retweeted
    2 Mar 2014

    . worried that stoners are holding California/US back. Really.

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  6. Retweeted
    23 Jan 2014

    Bad hires are by definition great interviewees. Think on that.

    10 replies 143 retweets 86 likes
  7. Retweeted
    5 Oct 2013

    Government is currently at 98.70% uptime for the year.

    16 replies 197 retweets 48 likes
  8. Retweeted
    28 Sep 2013

    “I wanted a flying car and all I got was a way for the entire planet to communicate instantly via massively powerful pocket computers.”

    53 replies 1,470 retweets 799 likes
  9. Retweeted
    29 Sep 2013

    I need to get more "How To Report Your Parents To Child Protective Services" pamphlets to hand out on Halloween.

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  10. 15 Sep 2013

    This month's Crypto-Gram by is damn good reading:

    1 retweet 2 likes
  11. 15 Sep 2013

    When I do WordPress updates more frequently than actual blog posts, I know I need to write more.

  12. Retweeted
    25 Aug 2013

    The Fleck Knight Rises! predicted as far back as JERSEY GIRL...

    ThatKevinSmith's post on Vine
    The Fleck Knight Rises! #BatFleck predicted as far back as JERSEY GIRL...
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  13. Retweeted
    24 Aug 2013

    "I'm leaving you for an NSA officer," she said. "But why? What does he have that I don't?" "He listens to me."

    32 replies 1,495 retweets 428 likes
  14. Retweeted
    24 Aug 2013

    Batman and Jesus are both trending. Now is the time for America to finally choose.

    26 replies 372 retweets 186 likes
  15. Retweeted
    24 Aug 2013

    New post: Deleting Ada Lovelace from the history of computing /cc

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    13 Aug 2013

    Looking back on Anthony Weiner, it saddens me that former Agriculture Secretary Earl Butz never lived to have a smartphone.

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  17. Retweeted
    8 Aug 2013

    it puts the documentation in the source control or else it gets the hose again

    1 reply 122 retweets 65 likes
  18. 1 Aug 2013

    Ostriches *can* fly! As long as they're dead, stuffed, and attached to 4 RC helicopters. via

  19. Retweeted
    30 Jul 2013

    Holy s***: Because nerve signals are driven by ion gradients, salty soy sauce can make food with unused ATP do this

    106 replies 1,357 retweets 513 likes

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