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Dear Men, if you use a public bathroom stall and pee on the seat then leave, please get hit by lightening & die on the way out to your car.
Genius! THANK you both.
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A message from me and my dad, @Melbrooks.
#coronavirus #DontBeASpreader
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Seemed best..
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I love that @kevinpollak looked directly into the camera during the Golden Globes.
Love & strength to you, your family and Bob’s. Iconic talent - your scene together in Modern Romance is a comedy clinic.
20 nominations seems unnecessary.
It isn’t.
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It's the big time, baby! Congratulations to the #MrsMaisel cast and crew on receiving 20 #Emmys nominations.
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So fucking sad. The pain he must've been in... An absolute worldwide treasure and performance icon... To lose sight of that...
Just damn hell magical, I tell ya...
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So much talent in one marvelous family. Help us congratulate the #MrsMaisel cast for winning two #SAGAwards tonight! 
It's here.......
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The road to stardom has never been this marvelous.
Season 3 of #MrsMaisel arrives December 6 on @PrimeVideo.
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Impossible... RT @Indians: The catch you'll tell your grandchildren about.
Ladies and gentlemen, Austin Jackson. twitter.com/Indians/status
Please share your thoughts on this SERIES finale…
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Let’s do this one more time. The final episode of The Marvelous #MrsMaisel is available now on @primevideo.
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Gonna miss this ridiculous place. and were REMARKABLE today/tonight. I'm… instagram.com/p/7BxsexMMuM/
FINALLY......
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We're cleared for takeoff!
Season 3 of The Marvelous #MrsMaisel is now available on @PrimeVideo.
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Dear Whomever Scripted This Game 7,
You're a dick and fuck you. Extra innings AND a rain delay.
Seriously. Fuck you.
#worldseries #GOCUBS
Amazing #WorldSeries between 2 wildcard teams! KC still a big favorite, but the chasm between being down 1-3, vs tied at 2... GO !
Richard, tell me a little about "why" you still find tripping Jane the most hilarious moment of any day...
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From all of ours to all of yours, if you celebrate Christmas, may it be filled with laughter and joy, and the very best of health!
Painfully hilarious because it’s true of all moderately recognizable performers, like, I don’t know, me.
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I always wear a mask when I go outside. But something about it was leaving me anxious and unsettled. I thought about the problem, addressed it, and here is the solution.
Don Rickles created a style of stand up and owned (!!!) it his entire career of 60+ years. It's unparalleled. No, I mean, NO ONE did that.
No more calls. Pencils down. We have a winner. RT : my 2019 resolution is to get Ray Liotta to start smoking again
Spending the night sleeping in solidarity with young people overcoming homelessness . 13 other members of Team here (virtually) too for Sleep Out: Stage & Screen. We’ll still be collecting donations all night if you’re able!
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Dad served in the Korean War. Though mom said he was never the same, I am here because he did come home. All my love and strength to the families of those who did not.
Harry was an extraodinary fella and talent. Did a lot of shows with Harry in SF in the late 70's when I was just starting out as a 20yr old. He was COMPLETELY inspiring just to be around... As a wanna be, to watch him was intoxicating.
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Harry Anderson, star of Night Court, dies at 65 share.ew.com/t6MsyPo
Best. Review. Ever. RT : I am really enjoying the Marvelous Mrs Maisel but it does make being Jewish seem absolutely exhausting
Give ‘em hell! RT : Hard boiled detective types on actual day 1, season 5 of Bosch! Here we go again!
Dear fans of the film "Best in Show." I'm the moderator for a reunion panel and showing of the film tomorrow at , and I'd be happy to consider your questions for the cast, should you wish to contribute now...
, can I buy that joke? Seriously. $50. You can't just let these gems roll off like that without an offer like this...
I see clouds are already gathering, hoping this is the year they get to have a laugh. RT : He's Back!
Excited for my Day1 of Main today. MUCH thanks to for their support, as well as #UnderArmor!!!
LET’S RUN WELL, DAMNIT.
Yes. Just like you, I’m headed to the #goldenglobes to further celebrate all that is maiseltv! It’s an honor just to be............driven there.
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GREAT NEWS!!
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The five members of 'The Kids in the Hall' will reunite onscreen for the first time in a decade in an upcoming Amazon Prime Video series rol.st/3cAjBRW
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Happy 70th birthday, !!
My 60th tmrw! Last hours of MY 50’s, I recall discovering/loving YOU in 50’s-set American Graffiti
More bts pics from season 4 filming. All episodes are NOW streaming on — Hope you enjoy watching as we all do making ‘em.
Maybe a handfull of comedians that changed and shaped how comedy on tv is done for decades to follow. Garry Shandling is on our Mt. Rushmore
Why waste St. Paddy’s with hooch when you can enjoy an Oreo Shamrock McFlurry at the oldest operational in the world?!
Why ya gotta add “weasel...?” RT : NCIS recruits Kevin Pollak to play money-grubbing weasel share.ew.com/1NPIgDP #25Scoops25Days
After decades of endlessly degrading women, and “hilariously” supporting the most vile of us, like alleged wife-beater/rapist #johnwaynebobbitt, he’s now celebrated as the great interviewer...?
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Replying to @robdelaney
Thoughts @HowardStern? twitter.com/leftistbaboo/s
WILLLOOOOOWWWWWWW
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Check out @kevinpollak’s return as Rool the Brownie in this new clip from #Willow!
New episodes of the epic Original series are streaming Wednesdays on @DisneyPlus.
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Best. Photo. Ever. RT : Delivering a dinosaur to the Museum of Science (1984) pic.twitter.com/8yAkVIUgW4
., the 500th was the single most personal, insightful, HILARIOUS, touching, honest, revealing AMAZING ep of anything ever
Answer her!!!!!
All of my love, strength and wishes for tremendously good health to ALL those in our armed forces, and our veterans, worldwide. #veteransday
And just like that, it’s the table read for the maiseltv season 2 finale... Good news, it has the laughs, heart and resonates like the season 1 finale.
#summerinNY
#bestgigever
The REAL issue w/ men who pee on the seat in a public stall is that it’s clearly “Fuck the next guy,” and THAT is the end of civilization.
Thank you SO much, , for the love and send off for the last this coming Saturday. It was so very COOL to be listening to your new ep that dropped today w/ , who is BRILLIANT, and hear your shout out to my 10 year finale. THANKS, man.
Like...... me and Tony Shalhoub? t.co/k6ESxOzpxG
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SO damn good... Heads up,
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I uploaded a video to YouTube for the first time in almost 2 years. It’s Celebrities at Jury Duty. Grumble grumble SELF PROMOTION something something.
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LOVED IT. A masterful debut - truly! Congrats to you and ALL involved!
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A wide release for a small film is def a major gamble. I’m lucky my first movie is in any theater at all! Also proud a movie like this can be seen by the entire country at once. We made @Booksmart for everyone. 
Taking the girl to see One Flew Over The Cuckoo’s Nest on “the big screen.” 1st time for her. BOTH damn hell excited!
This way!! No, THIS WAY!
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#TodayInMovieHistory (May 20):
#Willow (1988).
[Directed by @RealRonHoward].
31st Anniversary!
A reluctant dwarf must play a critical role in protecting a special baby from an evil queen.
@WarwickADavis @ValKilmer #JoanneWhalley @KevinPollak.
Over and over, #devos has stated that public schools are "a dead end." Her fight for voucher programs devastate the majority of US families.
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Every Republican senator who isn't @lisamurkowski or @SenatorCollins should go home to their state, apologize to a teacher, and then resign.
It's a historically sad day for comedy film fans. True genius #HaroldRamis passed away this morning. Love and strength to his family & pals
I would pay cold hard cash to see this…..
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Happy Easter! Young girl at an Easter brunch ask if I thought my people killed Christ. Possibly. At very least... we sold the lumber.
Holy shit.... And the bonus misspelling of my name! Love it!!
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Hilarities Comedy Hall. 1230 West 6th. #Cleveland. @kevinpollak @ofctimallen Source: @Cleveland_PL from November 9, 1990 @ThePlainDealer
Back to #NY for the 1st table read of #season 3 of , and I am as giddy as 6yr old me on #Christmas morn... Yes, as a #NoCal Jew, we were so reform we were.........
Catholic.
The honor was strictly ours, Sir Patrick.
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#ASonnetADay Intermission with my #LastNormalPhoto: Lucky me to be sat next to this table. They were having a semi-regular dinner called “CADS” (character actor’s dinner). @MJMcKean, @EricMcCormack, John C Reilly, @TheStevenWeber, Richard Kind, @OfficialMolina, and @kevinpollak
#CubsWin #CubsWin #CubsWin...
3 idiots lose their minds.
Thoughtfully captured by -… instagram.com/p/BMVgi1jBqIR/
EXHILARATING, for sure. How much of that, though, is for the FIRST Jewish 2nd Gentleman Elect....?
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Solidarity! RT : Thought police enter last free speech zone: comedy. Support not what he said, his right to say it
Trying to be cool when dreams come true is not my thing. #MiseryLovesComedy @ #Sundance2015 & I'm giddy.
I remember you in this scene very well. Solid as a damn rock, Chris.
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Working on #MrsMaisel was one of the best experiences I had, even as an extra. Meeting @kevinpollak was great.
My darling Twitches, please have a safe, happy and healthy new year. Let's give a tad better fuck about one another in 2015, yeah?
This was DAMN good fun, mate!!
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The @kevinpollak episode is in your ether and it’s a smasher.
Contains scenes of being a movie star, poker games and living in Wales.
Subscribe, RT and please be excellent to each other.
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#afewgoodmen #casino #theusualsuspects
Headed to their famed studio to record a few characters on #TheSimpsons for the FIRST TIME.
Any advice...?
Rock fuckin solid
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one of my favorite very brief celebrity impressions ever is actually of Bill Paxton done by @tomhanks from the @kevinpollak chat show. "BUDDY!!"

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I believe “Creepy Guy at Bookstore” was my screen credit. Got my damn S.A.G. card from that gig, so it certainly was meaningful at the time. VERY.
Looks intense & VERY cool to me, but let me know if this piques your interest…
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This November, the magic returns
Watch the new trailer for #Willow, an epic new Original series streaming only on @DisneyPlus.
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Cause you thought it would show at least ONE baby driving...? RT : I'm 25 minutes into Baby Driver and I hate it
She was texting ME. Ok? Happy?! RT : Jane, just checking to see if she has any missed calls.
Nope.
And thank YOU for the magical fun on the plane RT : Just arrived in Kansas City for - it’s gonna be an awesome weekend
Wait, what......?
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Actors are not impressionists. On the art of dialect coaching: bit.ly/2For9sr.
I can get you to any known american actor in 3 degrees or less. I have know idea why Bacon needs 6….
1, please. RT : Waffle Taco from Taco Hell. It's a vagina, inside a turd, wrapped in a mattress. Yay!
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Never said this about ANY artist: How the FUCK is Father John Misty a thing? His "performances" on #snl...? The most self-involved in 40yrs



























